Aru: I Don’t Know How To Tell Them That Without Hurting Their Feelings. Brynne: Punch Them. In The

i am soooooooo obsessed with ana dakkar. every five seconds she goes "i hope this thing explodes in his face" "i hope he stabs himself with the needle" "i hope he drowns" she has NO shame i love her

A moment of peace and quiet before everything went looney tunes

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

Annabeth is so much stronger then me I'm just saying if my mum got pissed and punished me for something my field trip partner did after i was nothing but the perfect child for the last 5 years meanwhile the guy who actually did the thing got nothing but praise from his dad yeah no Luke wouldn't even have time to ask me if I wanted to fight against the gods I'd already be starting my own revolution

pros of corded headphones:

Cant lose phone

dont need to charge headphones

they look cool and are amazing

cons of corded headphones:

Every doorknob in existence is now out to get you

Percy Jackson and The Olympians episodes 1 and 2 + text posts

“how do you get stuff done?” with tears in my eyes.

my roman empire is the cool girl monologue from gone girl