WE LOVE YOU PEDRO

that time i said an attractive trait for someone is if they “match my freak” thinking that “freak” meant goofiness or odd quirk or whatever. nobody else did. my entire class thinks i’m freaky in the freaky way now 🤗🔫

STOP the angst. Why choose angst when you can choose… HAPPINESS!!!!!! STOP MAKING ME CRY!!!!!

In a truck stop bathroom washing my hands today and 2 boys, looked about 5 and 9, came in with their little sister who looked maybe 2. The following whispered conversation made my entire day

"We have to wait, there's a lady in here!"

"That's not a lady, he has a mustache! We can be in here!"

"Some ladies have mustaches! And she has boobs!"

"Well some guys have boobs! Like Uncle Jake!"

"Uncle Jake is fat!"

At this point I could not contain a chuckle and both whirled around with identical looks of panic on their faces. I smiled and said "it's alright for you guys to be in here so your sister has help, don't worry. And I'm both! That's why I have boobs and a mustache. Some folks are just built that way"

(In unison) "Ooooooh!"

(older boy) "So do you use Sir or Ma'am or both?"

"Both, but I prefer Sir"

"Cool! Well thanks Sir! We have to help our sister now!"

This was in a small town country truck stop and both boys had "Murica" type stuff on and neither of them had any issue at all with these concepts. Their mom approached me while I was in line about 10 minutes later and apologized for them bothering me in the bathroom (they had told her about the interaction) and she and I had a lovely little chat too. I got to introduce her to the term "intersex" and her reply was "I think I've heard of that before! I didn't know that was the word for it. Amazing how many different ways God can make people!"

Sometimes the world is good. More often than you might think, if you give it a chance. It's not all bad loves <3

bisexual women have 5 types of people they like

the quiet, dehydrated, victorian looking, blonde queer man

the loser masc lesbian

the confuse-the-fuck-outta you, what-is-gender, brunette non binary person

the pretty eyelashes messy curls brunette cis straight man

gingers

What do you mean this wasn't them for most of Book 2?

genuinely cannot take ANYTHING seriously after i read ANYTHING with a description of insane magic powers. wdym her body “overflowed with magic strength?” pls be fr. i have to close the tab now. god dammit. thanks a lot.

high quality noise collection

Happy Pride Month to everyone who gets this joke, laughed at it, or isn’t a homophobic or transphobic etc asshole.

Happy Pride Everyone.

Stay Gay.

i keep getting tumblr “achievements” about shit like “you’ve liked 500 posts!” like damn okay, thanks for calling out my doomscrolling…