Being A Multishipper Is Fun Bc While Literal War Is Happening And People Are Posting Entire Paragraphs

born to be a bottom, forced to be a top 🫩

i fear this is me(i have a femme already)

The struggle is real

james potter eats lily’s pussy for breakfast, lunch and dinner and anyone who says otherwise is not only wrong but also delusional

propaganda i’m not falling for;

- straight james potter

- sirius black not liking women

- lily evans hate/slander

- peter pettigrew erasure

- dumb sirius black

- nonchalant remus lupin

- people pleaser james potter

- regulus praise while also hating on sirius

- “regulus and sirius hated/didn’t care about each other”

- remadora

- the new harry potter series

- over feminized sirius black

- marlene mckinnon having her whole personality centered around her sexuality

- the girls being reduced to love interests or made lesbians just to clear space for a gay ship

marauders propaganda i’m not falling for

they all die??

straight remus

remus belittling sirius & making him seem stupid

sirius and/or peter being dumb

james being an egotistical ass

sirius being unsupportive of jegulus

any of them having toxic masculinity(maybe sirius bc his family)

marauders propaganda i AM falling for

genderfluid sirius

trans regulus

bi4bi jily

insane rosekiller

pandora being genuinely batshit

GAAAAAY

aro/ace peter

ace remus(or the complete opposite; he’s a crazy freak)

remus not being conventionally attractive

the marauders being dedicated nerds

that time i said an attractive trait for someone is if they “match my freak” thinking that “freak” meant goofiness or odd quirk or whatever. nobody else did. my entire class thinks i’m freaky in the freaky way now 🤗🔫

one thing i will never understand is ron weasley bashing. it makes no sense to me. keep that shit away from me pls

People on the ao3 subredit get so mad when you point out you wanna read fanfiction of the actual characters of the media you have consumed and not the fandom commodified version of them. Like idk if you take every interesting character and transform them in the same trite dynamic of masculine top man x hyperfeminine bottom twink flower shop au angst hurt and comfort in this oddly american setting and do it ad oltranza with all the medias turning into that why are you even writing for those fandoms to begin with!!!