ocielot

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not which ship you think is the best couple or most canon, vote based on which gives you personally the most brainrot, for whatever reason.

if u want, leave ur answer and reasoning in the tags :3 genuinely want to know ur opinions

he was the first thing that came to mind when i saw this

You can’t lose at beachvolley!! Nobody will want to do business with us ever again if they learn you’ve LOST AT BEACHVOLLEY

absolutely reeling at tvtropes calling ocelot a yandere. i mean it isn’t wrong but it’s just such a funny way to describe him. i feel like that’s what otacon would call ocelot if his files were ever declassified tho.

I finished mgs4……ANYWAYS heres emma emmerich if she was allowed to be a character after 2.

sometimes i see recent otasune art with a suprising number of notes for how small the fandom is and i think “oh damn cool otasune art i didn’t see in the tag for some reason. weird that otacon isn’t wearing glasses tho” and then it turns out to be Those Two Guys from the league of legends show.

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yes, based on the fact that it says otacon is jewish, i see strangelove as matrilineally jewish. i think a lot of people use her existence to say oh, him being jewish was retconned out, but who’s to say she wasn’t jewish? jews have lived in the uk for hundreds of years, and she is from the city (manchester) with the second largest jewish population in the country (after london) and besides the fact that she is british and from manchester we know nothing about her family history so there’s literally nothing to say she isn’t jewish.

i do think huey’s side was jewish too, bc i think that was meant to be the implication originally…even if huey is shit representation lol…

obviously none of these characters are religious, they’re all scientists with a bit of a reddit athiest vibe to them, but judaism is an ethnoreligion so you can be jewish without being observant. you can even celebrate holidays and stuff without really believing. i think otacon was raised secular, but jewish enough that he had a very cringe bar mitzvah with a nerdy theme (exact theme tbd, it would have been in 1993 so idk what nerd shit was big then, taking suggestions) because i think that would be funny.

i consider myself the ceo of jewish otacon. i bring a “did you know a 1998 handbook for metal gear solid 1 listed otacon’s ethnicity as jewish american, and while that was never elaborated upon, it was never contradicted either?” vibe to the fandom that is mildly annoying.

i consider myself the ceo of jewish otacon. i bring a “did you know a 1998 handbook for metal gear solid 1 listed otacon’s ethnicity as jewish american, and while that was never elaborated upon, it was never contradicted either?” vibe to the fandom that is mildly annoying.

Sometimes I spend an hour plus on something only to realize I’ve made cringe

all the designs I've done so far for my magical girl au + some extras (I'll do a full body of raiden soon)

rosemary fanart yippeee

honestly i feel like a way more ambiguous relationship is between raiden and snake (and to a lesser extent otacon since lbr he and snake are unambiguously romantic so theyre kind of a package deal at this point, not to mention raiden asking sunny if hal was married yet and talking about how much more attractive he got in his 30s lol), i feel like im always flipping back and forth between whether their relationship seems more familial, friendly, or if there might be something romantic there. theres an argument to be made that snake is like an uncle to him since solidus does call himself raiden's dad, and i do see where people are coming from with that, but on the other hand idk if raiden necessarily considers solidus his father, and given the fact that snake isnt blood related to snake and didnt meet him until he was already well unto adulthood (and that snake didnt even know about solidus' relationship with him until he was well into adulthood), i can also completely see raiden and snake not necessarily considering each other family (theyre still close either way, just a different kind of close)

no idea if this makes any sense at all but its kind of been rattling around in my brain so i figured i might as well put it out there ^^;

yeah i get u! i personally always saw snake and raiden as like. coworkers. but ur right that he does kind of seem like a relative or close family friend to the lil snake-otacon-sunny family. i don’t think i see snake having any romantic feelings towards raiden because he’s pretty solidly in monogamy mode by 2009, and i’m not sure i see the other way around either because i am one of three straight raiden truthers on here, but the adam warren comics do make me somewhat fond of him having a hero-worship crush on snake haha.

atp anyone calling big boss and ocelot brothers is being wilfully ignorant. kojima basically confirmed they were gay yet people still pretend not to see it

sksks yeah, i was surprised to get that ask on tumblr of all places. i mean there is something to be said about them sharing a mother/mother figure and big boss’ probable lack of romantic feelings towards ocelot, but on the ocelot side it is undeniable, there is nothing brotherly about how he feels.

Do you prefer Big Boss and Ocelot having the dynamic of brothers or lovers?

i think ocelot is in love with big boss while big boss sees ocelot as a brother (tho is not weirded out by ocelot’s attraction to him, as one would be with their actual brother lol) because i love messiness and unrequited love <3

normally i hate when characters are turned into housewives but i think ocelot would have been so happy to just be big boss’ housewife, as long as he could kill and torture a couple times a month for enrichment. ocelot only did All That because he couldn’t cook horrible gelatin creations for big boss in their 3 bed 2.5 bath 1 dungeon suburban connecticut home while wearing nothing but a frilly apron.

i like how kaz is kinda a 4 time divorcee (big boss, ocelot, venom, nameless wife.) messiest bitch to ever live.

i like how kaz is kinda a 4 time divorcee (big boss, ocelot, venom, nameless wife.) messiest bitch to ever live.

revolver ocelot has the world’s funniest height (in feet and inches) because you KNOW he wants to say that he is 6ft tall so bad but he is .25in too short. it must be killing him. but i appreciate that even though he is a literal Professional Liar and it would be easy to round up even if he wasn’t, he is STILL honest about his height. men on hinge take note.

on the subject of it often being out of character for characters to be having carefully negotiated bdsm sex in smut fics: 90% of metal gear ships are insane toxic yaoi and would definitely be having sex that is neither safe nor sane and only borderline consensual HOWEVER otacon and snavid would be thoroughly negotiating kinks before during and after sex like theyre doing mission briefings on a codec call

"Raiden is a metrosexual" how could you do that to psm. They wanted him so bad they're in actual shambles rn. They might even cancel the magazine /joke

raiden is meterosexual SPECIFICALLY to crush adam warren’s (psm comic artist who draws slutty raiden) dreams