Ocielot - Revolver Ocelot Meowing [10 Minute Version]

i consider myself the ceo of jewish otacon. i bring a “did you know a 1998 handbook for metal gear solid 1 listed otacon’s ethnicity as jewish american, and while that was never elaborated upon, it was never contradicted either?” vibe to the fandom that is mildly annoying.

rosemary fanart yippeee

Are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you?

kojima otasune tweets: they’re basically married :) like johnlock :)

kojima bosselot tweets: [the horniest yaoi you have ever seen a 50something allegedly heterosexual man retweet]

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actually i DO want to talk about catherine miller. here is what we know about catherine: she was Kaz’s daughter, she was a child during MG2 (in 1999) and it is implied in the MGS4 database that she lived with him during MGS1 (in 2005) my guess from her dialogue is that she was 5-8 years old in MG2, putting her birth year around 1991-1994.

but who was her mom? hell, considering kaz was infertile, who was her biological dad? what made him decide to raise her? was he raising her alone or was there a shared custody agreement with her mom? (endlessly fascinated by Kaz Divorce Arc but that’s for another post) did she have a good childhood? was she loved? considering she was living with kaz in 2005 was she the one to find his body? how did she react? (she was only a child) where did she go after? did she ever discover anything about her dad’s past? were there always agents watching her? did she ever meet solid snake? did she ever meet his daughter? did she get to grow up?

i know she was an afterthought character probably meant to be retconned out but i wish i could get my hands on the forbidden catherine lore, if it even existed.

not which ship you think is the best couple or most canon, vote based on which gives you personally the most brainrot, for whatever reason.

if u want, leave ur answer and reasoning in the tags :3 genuinely want to know ur opinions

An ocelot never lets its prey escape!