oh-possumz

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what the world looks like after a big cup of lemonade

banger easter egg comment courtesy of my dad

"to smithereens" is one of the worst things to be blown to. right up there with weezer

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it

*opens mouth to speak*

*blood pours out before i can say anything*

*dies of blodd loss*

YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY

mmm oh I can't think about that or I'll die

Shoutout to the toxic yuri going on in House where a patient let her girlfriend give her part of her liver despite the fact that she was planning to leave her because "she got bored of her," and the girlfriend knew the patient was planning to leave her but gave her the liver anyway so that she'd be trapped in the relationship out of guilt

An eastern cottontail. Bunny!!

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Everyone’s already done stuff in the style of old 3d video games a million times. I’m gonna make something in the style of horrible 90s CGI

faded blue house portrait hanging on the wall at the local urgentcare

my sister walked into my room, put her hands behind her back and went "here's what Obama would sound like if he was gay: so uhhhh let me be queer" and then asked me if I could give her money so she could see linkin park

When ur mutuals w/ some cool ass people rb if u agree

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

I just had a science test and there was a question about blood, specifically universal recievers/donors. tell me why I got it right bc of that one scene from house 😭

"I asked ChatGPT--"

Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...

Been getting really into orange juice lately

2003 will be my year