"I Asked ChatGPT--"

[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

Had a dream that Elvis had become president, and then he just started appointing other Elvises to various roles and by the time I woke up the whole government was Elvis.

Finally doing my maths homework!

faded blue house portrait hanging on the wall at the local urgentcare

A different kind of magic

Can’t stop thinking about this post by @avelera talking about the amount of stage magician stuffs in Jayce’s childhood room. He definitely had a whole magician phase and that’s so dorky of him.

Extra:

He’s such a loser. I’m in love with him.

Any day now

Elvis isnt real he cant hurt you