Oh-possumz

drew myself and the guy im seeing as a chimp and a gorilla. What do you think that means

You wouldn't woah a mama

- @elvis-official

[ID: the "You wouldn't download a car" meme rewritten to say "You wouldn't woah a mama" with "woah mama somebody already beat you to my inbox" underneath in small lettering /END ID]

Clifford but he’s a cat

Big pussy

#0/10 post #bad post #this sucks

Hey Elvis do I have your permission to recreate the entirety of your life in the tomodachi life sequel, each Islander 1 year of your life up until death, and even beyond that into grossly decaying forms that still walk and talk like the perception the public has of you because facing the reality that you died is too much too bear?

........

i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!

lbr he doesnt stand a chance against a real clownoisseur

Can we please see your synchronized cats

i made a list while i was hiking apparently

Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One