Why Did They Put A Massive Orb In Las Vegas? To Spite Me? Woah Mama This City Hates Me As Much As I Hate

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banger easter egg comment courtesy of my dad

what the world looks like after a big cup of lemonade

op turned off reblogs but I want this forever

Elvis isnt real he cant hurt you

Loyal knight, Sir Talis

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

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