PSA! You Don't Have To Have Smut In Your Fic To Make It Good.

Hey Elvis do I have your permission to recreate the entirety of your life in the tomodachi life sequel, each Islander 1 year of your life up until death, and even beyond that into grossly decaying forms that still walk and talk like the perception the public has of you because facing the reality that you died is too much too bear?

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hey when you make posts, i just want you to know, thou/thee/thy/thine/ye are like he/you(object)/your/yours/you(subject) okay? "thou art wearing shoes," "i will wear shoes for thee," okay?

you say thine if the next word starts with a vowel and thy if the next word starts with a consonant and they both mean "your" so "thine own shoes," "thy shoes," okay?

and ye means you and refers to the subject of a sentence, "ye members of the brotherhood of shoes," okay? you need this information to create better knight yaoi. i'm personally more interested in nun yuri but we are a community

Have u moved on from eating tubs of frosting or not?

God I love eating tubs of frosting. Nothing brings me more joy then cracking open a fresh tub o plastic and just going to town. Sometimes I wont even use a spoon fork, or utensil. Just palm deep in the icing, scooping it in. The consistency that of icing. Beautiful, smooth, tasty. I awake from my trance when its over. My can empty and the joy over. But its ok. I have the next tub to look forward to, whenever she shall make herself known to me, I will be there.

On This Day In History

April 22nd, 1994: American president Richard Nixon dies of a stroke.

Oh fuck Jesus is back

I apologize if I, John Lennon, hurt anyone’s feelings! Other than Paul McCartney

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