In Fifth Grade A Boy Tried To Impress Me By Swallowing A Whole Tadpole Live And I Punched Him So Hard

woah mama nice drink they mind if I—*falls in and accidentally drowns*

do you think he’s capable of love even though he’s from new jersey

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

Kevin the Kitten and Satan the Cat 🖤 Artist: 📸@vanessastockard

You should draw more cock

Free cock? In this economy?

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

"planar"

<3

"streak"

The swarm grows more restless by the day, very soon the last of us will cease our slumber, we grow hungry

the flesh of the treacherous one shale sate us.