I Have Finally Perfected My Twitter Feed

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YOU 🫵 should take my cool poll about colors and help me get a good grade in gov

Google Docs

Poll for AP Gov 2025

For most accurate data, this form is best viewed on a screen with good color balance and no color filters or adjustments (such as "night mod

it's just a couple questions asking you to classify colors and then demographic questions, which will be anonymous and not linked to your email

please reblog for sample size!

tagging moots to get this started since I need 40 responses by Tuesday bleh:

@eightglass @hurdy-girly @boycritter @mortonsaltlad @augmentedchordsofficial

@green-cargaytions @etherealspacejelly @shortergaything @mynamewasstolenfrommenowimangry @sergeant-toast @sondercrow

@ratinthevoid @mrjohntumbler

"This is a 24 carat ring" how did you fit 24 carrots in that ring?? That's insane

Official Timeline

1935: Elvis is born

1943: Elvis meets Vriska Serket (his archnemisis)

1958-1960: Elvis serves in The War (unspecified)

1977: Elvis gets lost in the desert. The Las Vegas government fakes his death to cover up his disappearance

1979: Elvis starts eating beetles and lizards

1989: Elvis eats Paul McCartney

2005: Elvis is trapped in The Orb by the Evil Wizard Saruman

2025: Elvis finds Las Vegas and starts a [tumblr]. He has yet to leave Vegas (no matter how hard he tries)

(All of Elvis's normal life happened intermittently)

Grover and his kitten 

I love this picture so much! Post it whenever I come across it.

can you

You wouldn't woah a mama

- @elvis-official

[ID: the "You wouldn't download a car" meme rewritten to say "You wouldn't woah a mama" with "woah mama somebody already beat you to my inbox" underneath in small lettering /END ID]