Inspired By Something A Buddy Of Mine Said In Call

Sad Elvis: Woe, Mama

nobody plays a deranged closeted homosexual in love with his best friend quite like robert sean leonard

[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

I apologize if I, John Lennon, hurt anyone’s feelings! Other than Paul McCartney

You should draw more cock

Free cock? In this economy?

If your husband actually signs the divorce papers you gave him you might just need to start an apocalypse about it…

Divorce Era Jayvik, my beloved, my dearest…

Woah voter. check under your pillohw and bed for communist

woah mama remember to stay hydrated

Have u moved on from eating tubs of frosting or not?

God I love eating tubs of frosting. Nothing brings me more joy then cracking open a fresh tub o plastic and just going to town. Sometimes I wont even use a spoon fork, or utensil. Just palm deep in the icing, scooping it in. The consistency that of icing. Beautiful, smooth, tasty. I awake from my trance when its over. My can empty and the joy over. But its ok. I have the next tub to look forward to, whenever she shall make herself known to me, I will be there.