If She's Your Girl Then How Come She's Hallucinating My 10,000-y.o. Dripping Wet Corpse

autistic folks when their routine gets disrupted, and they don't get alone time when they're supposed to get alone time

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

They made having blue hair and pronouns illegal in piltover

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

some digital stickers i made with blender a few years ago feel free to use them as a pfp or whatever you want lol (except for commercial use)

Phwoah dads, we are gathered here today to celebrate the union of these two lovely Elvii, @emo-presley and @gay-elvis. These Elvii found each other through the magic of tumblr and came together to adopt their child @catgirl-presley , who is the flower girl in today’s ceremony, phummina phummina. May this family bond withstand all the troubles that come their way, athankyouverymuch.

I now pronounce you, platonically married *sexy end screen dance*

Kevin the Kitten and Satan the Cat 🖤 Artist: 📸@vanessastockard

can you make a stamp