Oh-sturg - Fish Want Me.

i love it when fish are like

Headcanon that Makarov just has beef with anyone who has blue eyes (see: price, soap) n that’s why soap’s eyes are green now

@emmsiplier can vouch this is probably the whole plot of mwiii

Ugh gross I’m 21 now

Saddest part about working in the field I do is that the professional word is “juvenile” bitch that is a baby ass stingray!! Juvenile whatever that bitch a baby imma call her a baby!

I can’t believe I asked @emmsiplier to add Ghost to their household so Seven wouldn’t be lonely and he immediately started grilling and then set the grill on fire

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

Anon what does this mean

petition to replace all "oh no! i'm OLD!" humor with "i survived! YIPPIE!" positivity

wow i wonder what piece of breaking news i missed

I’m sorry, I have to block users for every blog I have?? So I have to block the same person twice???? Why

I got a lot of love for this eel so here’s some more

May I offer you the happiest guy ever

(Green moray eel, from work)

World's most joyful coworker