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Top sturgery…

Are there any sturgeon surgeons?

How do you think i got top surgery

Dude the amount of snot in me is unreal

Y’all. I’m serious. Look at the end of the day you can do whatever you want. And hey I bully the absolute fuck out of the character. But having social anxiety doesn’t make you an uwu soft boi that’s just super shyyyy. Please.

It is 5:03 pm on Monday, March 03, 2025, and Sydney has passed away in the arms of my father, my mother, and me.

Over the past few years, she’s suffered several episodes and lost her ability to walk and run easily. She’s lost almost all feeling in her rear half. She’s lost her sight and hearing. There were stints where she wouldn’t eat. The past few weeks themselves, she steadily lost control of her bowel movements. She whines in pain and there’s nothing we can do. Her tail doesn’t wag anymore.

Sydney was rescued when she was about a year and a half old. She was a runt, abused by her former owners. We got her after Fumble passed away, and she’s been with me for almost 13 years now. I grew up with her. She’s a strange German shepherd, but I wouldn’t give her for anything else.

She’d always bark at Crosby to shut him up. She liked to play fight and do tug of war. She’d sneak out of the fenced yard by squeezing herself through the spokes. Never a big kisser, always a big sniffer. She picked up pawing from Crosby, occasionally whacking us with no dexterity whatsoever. She always made the funniest groans and grunts when she got riled up. She’d play fetch but never give the ball back. She’d tilt her head, she’d death shake. We never really taught her tricks- she was perfect as she was. She would shed clumps every winter and summer, giving my mom nothing but grief. She was antisocial, preferring to sleep and sit near you rather than actually engage. And that was okay. She liked to burp directly in people’s faces.

But I know she won’t be in pain anymore. Crosby can show her Touchdown and Fumble. She’ll be able to run again and bark whenever she wants. She’ll finally be able to feel her legs again and see and hear better. It’ll be rough, but she’ll be happy.

I pray we gave her the best life we could. She deserves it. She still does. She always will. I’m glad she was here while she was. I pray she was fulfilled and that she knew it was her time so that she can go in peace.

Lake Superior hands down. I could go OFF on it

Beautiful lake, terrifying and mysterious. So so so much history both brutal and amazing, this motherfucker changes the very climate around it?? Crazy

Bonus points for sturgeon in there

Since people were upset I didn't include the great lakes in my last poll, here's another one

giant devil ray (mobula mobular)

I just found this quiz and it’s, phenomenal

you can also tell me your status if you want lol