Latest Posts by orangesandlemons3 - Page 12

Straight girl: I like you so much, you’re so hot, funny, understanding… I wish you were a guy.

Me:

My bad.

Ok tbh as an asexual whenever I make dirty jokes I lean over to a friend who knows I’m asexual and ask them if it made sense bc I have no idea how any of it works and like just the other day I made a dirty joke and people laughed so:


Me: Did that make sense at all?

Friend: Yes it was disgusting


Me: Awesome

Okay, so I asked my community of Aces for meme representations of what it was like to realize that you’re Ace. Imma post a bunch of the responses.

Happy Asexual Awareness Day!!

So, I’m asexual and my friend just sent me this. It’s great.

Okay, so I asked my community of Aces for meme representations of what it was like to realize that you’re Ace. Imma post a bunch of the responses.

I feel like asexuals would make great sidekicks for pansexuals. Or pansexuals would make great sidekicks for asexuals. Really, the pansexuals could go either way.

Asexuals be like: you’re fit but I don’t give a shit

space

[asexual snickering]

I’m not asexual, I’m ‘ehsexual’ as in “eh, I’d rather not”

My doctor: I know you're not currently sexually active, but eventually, will you be active with boys or girls?

Me: No.

So I was looking through Red Bubbles shirts and…

Every time my sister sees someone she thinks is hot, she whispers “bae goals” and for the longest time I was so confused because I thought she was saying “bagels”

Asexuals will now and always be referred to as “children of the huntress” or “children of Artemis” I’m sorry I dont make the rules.

all right which one of you motherfuckers decided not to call ace awareness week the acepocalypse

Me: I'm Asexual.

Person: Wat.

Me: It means i dont give a fuuuuuuuck

Person: ...

Me: *mental high five*

Sexual attraction??? OH yes!! That thing!!! The thing…yes don’t worry I have that definitely! Just gimme a sec to find it.

*Two hours later*

*Crawling under my wardrobe and throwing clothes around* Seriously I had it like yesterday I swear it was right here! Just….like….it was right here! 

LGBTQ+

Reblog if you’re not out to your parents but basically everyone else knows

Person: of course I support everyone !! :) heteros, lesbians, gays, bisexuals, transgenders and... (looks at smudged writing on hand) avocados

You’re asexual? Awesome! I’m bisexual. No one believes I exist either. *fist-bump*

The best response yet to my coming out as asexual (which was followed by an entertaining discussion on how best to harness the powers of invisibility that we so obviously possess)

Ace Pride Flag Aesthetics

Pride Flag ACEthetics

Free to use however you like!  No credit necessary, just leave a like or a reblog if you plan on it.

Have a good day, everybody, and remember that you are valid and enough. c:

(EDIT: Header made punny by popular demand.)

Asexual jokes

What do you call a house full of asexuals?

A house of cards because it’s full of aces

someone: asexuals aren’t real

me, clutching the ID cards for the 37 different aliases i have crafted for myself from stolen social security numbers: *sweats nervously*