Latest Posts by orangesandlemons3 - Page 13
me: i’m asexual person: does that mean you’re a plant? lol me: me: me: why yes me: *turns into audrey II and eats you*
Asexuality is like
Someone: There are plenty of fish in the sea!
Ace: Yeahhh, I don’t eat seafood.
THE CLUB ISN’T THE BEST PLACE TO FIND A LOVER SO THE CLUB IS WHERE I GO
when you’re ace
“I’m sure you’ll meet the right one and will have a bunch of children one day. (:”
My ace ass:
She’s beauty. She’s Ace. She will not hesitate to punch you in the face.
You wouldn’t do it to someone who can’t smell- don’t do it to an asexual person.
©Luna Tiny
This is extremely cute!
This is probably one of my favorite posts of all time XD
Me, an asexual: my sexuality makes me invisible. Watch this.
Friend: you know that's just metaphorical, right? You aren't actually-
Me: *walks up to a store employee* I'm asexual.
Store employee: haha no you're not. No one is asexual, that's not a thing. You can't live without sex, honey. You're just a late bloomer haha or maybe you're saving yourself for someone special. Or you're just so sad and pathetic that you can't find a boyfriend. Or are you gay? You're totally gay, just admit it. You ...
Me: *steals a cake, three oranges, and a dozen candy bars under their nose while they continue to talk nonsense*
Friend: holy heck
The real question:
When will we have a character who says “I don’t need a relationship” and then proceeds to NOT HAVE A RELATIONSHIP AND BE TOTALLY COOL WITHOUT ONE because honestly I’m so fed up with writers forcing romance on characters who clearly don’t want it/don’t care about it
I’m not just happy about being ace…
I’m ace-staic about it.
