I Love When Dvd Players Hold Out A Little Tray And You Put The Disc On It. It’s Like You’re Placing

never think about your oc as a child btw it’s an irrecoverable pain . when they were young and the world was small and there was someone there who loved them

Deep Sea Mermaids

Entity of pure hate and malice just did a cute pose and made heart hands after killing everyone in its path

Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone

DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"

esoteric form of roleplay where instead of actually roleplaying you just make up characters together and discuss in abstract how they'd interact and how their story would go

Bleeding Hearts fairy🌿

I just know that when Romeo and Juliet premiered two ye olde girlies in the pit at intermission were like didst thou see the sparks betwixt Tybalt and mercutio… aye and not from their swords alone!

its important to almost get hit by a car once a week to remind yourself that you arent scared of being hit by a car

mah. ma theres a weird fuckin cat outside

Straight gonked at the library reading the secret books

did they tell you their secret histories..?