Padfootkinnie - Padfoot

SHE was a punk. HE did ballet. #woke #truelove

Brotherly love.

Sirius, while cleaning a mess kid!Harry made: We need a slur for toddlers Remus: in polish we have "gówniaki", which roughly translates to "shitlings" Sirius: Perfect

I really am not getting over this trend lmao

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

Person A: "How did you find my address?"

Person B: "Oh, well, I asked your mom--"

Person A: "HOW DO YOU KNOW MY MOM."

propaganda i'm not falling for:

straight remus lupin

the MCD tag on ao3

kittywater

lily evans hate

the marauders hated peter

dumb sirius black

halloween 1981

the new hbo tv show

james cheating on lily

straight marlene mckinnon

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

the ‘big three’ of coping mechanisms are jerking off, fucking up your hair, and playing your favorite music real loud

Sirius, darling, they thought YOU were a girl.

Random employee (seeing Sirius’ engagement ring on his finger): Oh! Who’s the lucky lady?

Sirius: What?

Random Employee: The ring on your finger is an engagement ring right? Who popped the question? You or her?

Sirius: I’m wearing ripped skinny jeans, a gay pride shirt, and I have a full face of makeup on right now.

Sirius: And you think I’m with a girl??

Employee: …

(later)

Sirius: I need to look gayer

Remus: What?