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Good Omens but Crowley wears these
Your roommate, Josh French. He never actually showers, but he always smells fantastic. You asked him about it one time, and all he could say was he showers when you’re asleep. He says that, but it’s been two months since he moved here, and the water bill hasn’t gone up by a substantial amount. You’ve never seen him eat before, but you’re pretty sure you can hear him eat when he’s alone. What’s really weird is he doesn’t have anything in the fridge. No drinks or anything. He has a job, but you don’t know what it is. All you know is that he’s always on time with his portion of the rent. He really only goes out to buy fertilizer, but he doesn’t grow anything. You keep seeing a bunch of empty bags of fertilizer in the trash though, so what’s he using it on? And why’s he always sitting on the eastern fire escape at like 7:00 am? It’s like he’s trying to take in as much sun as he can.
Books and You
Reblog if you want your followers to inbox you with any of the following questions: A: What’s the first book you see with a red spine? B: What’s your most expensive book? C: Do you remember the first book you ever read? D: What book do you hate that most others love? E. What are three book blogs (besides macrolit natch ;D) that I should follow? F: What’s your regular order at Starbucks? G: What’s your favorite reading spot? H: What’s the longest book you’ve ever read? I: Do you have a favorite poet? J: Favorite woman writer? K: Favorite male writer? L: What’s your favorite guilty-pleasure read? M: Favorite classic? N: Favorite YA? O: Favorite contemporary novel? P: What’s your favorite book by a person of color? Q: What’s the first book you see with a yellow spine? R: How many Penguin books do you own? S: Hardcover or paperback? T: Used or new? U: What’s your favorite used bookstore? V: What’s your reading goal for this year? W: If you had to eat the same thing every day for a week, what would you choose? X: What book has your favorite cover art? Y: Do you have a favorite quote? Z: If you wrote a book, what would it be about?
Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS
Santa is coming tonight.
Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.
I'm trying to prove something.
rry Christs
Type Merry Christmas without using the letters in your name.
Mey Chstms
Source
Video of Tama
Follow Ultrafacts for more facts
her hair and lips change to the color of your blog
Since the original post was probably fake
Everyone who reblogs will receive a pokemon based off of their blog in their asks!
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
May your next period be light and end quickly
(◡‿◡✿)
(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
you can only reblog this today
If this post get to 200,000 notes by my 18th birthday (November 3rd 2020) I'll get my profile pic tattoo...
I'll get that little guy tattoo
Edit: at people wondering if I really do want this tattoo...I do it's cute and has good memories
Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.
I'm trying to prove something.
I don't know what this is but I love it
losing my shit because my dad was telling me that some country music artist he likes went to the hospital and got high off edibles and made an album that was so far removed from being country music that country music fans of his are having fucking fits about it online but that’s not the strange part, the strange part is that this dude sought out the guy who animated those cool 3d jojo intros from parts 1-3 and that one batman ninja movie (i think his name is junpei mizusaki) and got him to animate a full 40 minute short film set to his new weird album and it looks like fucking
this
Chaos
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
This was the thing I needed today
I FILMED MYSELF READING THIS TWITTER POST AND I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO STOP LAUGHING
This reminds me of a story a boy told us in RE last year.
He had a dog and a hamster and one day when he came downstairs the dog was standing in front of the hamster cage, barking, and the hamster was just lying there.
He called his mum downstairs and they both assumed the hamster had been scared to death and so his mum suggested that they cremate it in the log burner.
So they did just that and put the hamster in the log burner and then THEY HEARD SQUEALING AND SCREAMING BECAUSE THE HAMSTER WAS BURNING ALIVE IT WASN'T DEAD IT HAD JUST FAINTED
The thing is they couldn't rescue it and so they just had to listen to it burning
who wants to hear the worst story i’ve ever heard
Blame this guy named tony for this ok😭
Definitely him messing with us
Ok skeleton fuckers, place your bets
OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.
Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”
NOT JIF,
GIF.
And here is the link for the opposite.
WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.
I think he would've been if Skul and co never found him
Correct me if Im wrong ...
But isnt Fletcher technically a neoteric just like Nero?
The gap was gaping. It was a gaping gap
Could people drop some of their favourite inspirational/meaningful skulduggery pleasant quotes :)
Stop calling me out like this
If you read Lemony Snicket as a kid
Chances are your an upbeat nihilistic bastard now