Latest Posts by panofsauce - Page 16

I'm begging you. Pleeeeeeeeassse

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

So that's how you summon a demon

currently losing my mind over the 3d printed piezoelectric violin

it looks like you can play some sick ass riff on it and then turn it around and hack off a man’s head

Skulduggery Pleasant gets a dog

Skulpuggery

Skulduggery Pleasant is comforting his friends

Skulhuggery

Wait.

THERE'S TWO SP DISCORDS??

it’s 2am but why is this so funny

Every time I see this image a small part of me dies

pull the trigger, Cards Against Humanity

pull the trigger, Cards Against Humanity.

Tbh I wouldn't be surprised if this actually happened

actually skulduggery came back out of spite because ghastly told him that “not even he can get up after death” change my mind

You called?

skulduggery pleasant fans

reblog this and i will follow you

i need to see more of it

everywhere

every day

Eh, why not. Ask away.... I guess

Normal ask meme

Nothing odd here, just some normal asks.

1. Where did you hide the body?

2. Favorite rock?

3. Worst dream you ever had?

4. Answer this with a lyric from the first song that comes to your mind

5. Does blood make you uncomfortable?

6. Even numbers or Odd numbers?

7. Something you hate that you love?

8. The first initial of someone you hate?

9. Make up an Acrostic for the word “Exsanguinate”

10. Do you enjoy corndogs?

11. Favorite movie from the year 2005?

12. Least favorite music genre?

13. Have any terrible restaurant experiences?

14. Three things that you would never want to come near you?

15. What is the worst way for you to die? (In your opinion)

16. any unsual habits?

17. One emoji that you probably have never used?

18. Write a three sentence horror story about a gatorade bottle.

19. Do you know what old bay is?

20. Can you dance?

21. What first comes to mind when you see rope?

22. Make an obscure reference

23. What is your favorite color for a balloon?

24. If you were ever to got court, would you most likely be innocent or guilty?

25. Are you hungry?

26. Do you have an unlucky number?

27. What does “JMD” stand for?

28. Random Inside joke?

29. What sends chills up your spine?

30. How many questions are currently in your inbox?

31. Someone (real) who scares you? 

32. Run or Hide?

33. Who is the last person who made you angry?

34. What’s going on in your head?

35. One little thing that makes you smile?

36. Are you a decisive person?

37. Would people describe you as a paranoid person?

38. What store would you be the least likely to be found in?

39. Do you like hats? If so, what’s your favorite type?

40. Bowties or Ties?

41. Who?

42. What?

43. Where?

44. When?

45. Why?

46. How?

47. Do you collect anything?

48. What time is it?

49. Favorite mode of transportation?

50. Would you ever kill someone to save someone else?

51. Make a joke

52. .eserver ni gnihtemos etirW

53. Would your dash be considered SFW?

54. Do you like to cuddle?

55. What makes you angry?

56. How many voices are in your head?

57. Do you consider yourself mentally stable?

58. Are you easily offended?

59. What’s wrong with taking the backstreets?

60. Any questions you want people to ask you?

Masquerade from Phantom of the Opera

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY TO GET SPOOKY

Happy pride month to everyone!

Yes, even you hiding in the back corner

TELL ME WHY

I'm sorry but Vex is right. Pineapple does not belong on pizza

it’s canonical that saracen rue likes pineapple pizza and dexter vex doesn’t, i no longer like dexter vex.

I mean, I can try

I’m screaming someone DMed me asking for me to help them with their homework

Before Skulduggery got his facade Valkyrie stole his hat multiple times.

Change my mind

Gist: yeet your soul

Energy thrower: yeet the lasers

Elemental: yeet the fire

Necromancer: yeet death

all magical disciplines can be described using the word “yeet” prove me wrong

China still has a crush on Skulduggery. Pass it on. QUICK!

china still has a crush on skulduggery pass it on

Everyone loves a good spoop

Aye

Everyone who reblogs this before June 6 will get a spooky redraw of their profile picture.

I only have like 50 followers so I’ll be able to fulfill this task.

This is gonna be interesting

Psst, hey, hey you, yes you

Everybody who reblogs this before may 25th 2019 will get a little cryptid design based on their blog, url, etc.

Christine should've chosen the Phantom change my mind

Reblog for  a ghost to show up in your mirror tonight and teach you how to sing

@zarla-s has been hijacked by p**n bots. DO NOT CLICK ON ANY LINKS.

@staff @support get your priorities straight

The two best boys. How I wish I could draw like that.

drew 2 robots I really like together uwu

YES

I had an epiphany

Somebody stop me! @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

I'm starting Armagauddon early cos I know I won't be able to stay up till midnight.

Plus I'm in a different time zone

I put @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses on the group chat and this was the first response.

This brings me joy

Tombstones of Ancient Roman Dogs

Aeolidis tumulum festivae cerne catellae, quam dolui inmodice raptam mihi praepete fato.

Behold the tomb of Aeolis, the cheerful little dog, whose loss to fleeting fate pained me beyond measure.

Raeda[r]um custos numquam latravit inepte. nunc silet et cineres vindicat um- bra suos.

This guard of the coaches never barked unsuitably. Now he is silent and his shade protects his ashes.

Quam dulcis fuit ista quam benigna quae cum viveret in sinu iacebat somni conscia semper et cubilis o factum male Myia quod peristi latrares modo si quis adcubaret rivalis dominae licentiosa o factum male Myia quod peristi altum iam tenet insciam sepulcrum nec sevire potes nec insilire nec blandis mihi morsib(us) renides.

How sweet and friendly she was! While she was alive she used to lie in the lap, always sharing sleep and bed. What a shame, Midge, that you have died! You would only bark if some rival took the liberty of lying up against your mistress. What a shame, Midge, that you have died! The depths of the grave now hold you and you know nothing about it. You cannot go wild nor jump on me, and you do not bare your teeth at me with bites that do not hurt.

Portavi lacrimis madidus te nostra catella, quod feci lustris laetior ante tribus. ergo mihi, Patrice, iam non dabis osculla mille nec poteris collo grata cubare meo. tristis marmorea posui te sede merentem et iunxi semper manib(us) ipse meis, morib(us) argutis hominem simulare paratam; perdidimus quales, hei mihi, delicias. tu dulcis, Patrice, nostras attingere mensas consueras, gremio poscere blanda cibos, lambere tu calicem lingua rapiente solebas quem tibi saepe meae sustinuere manus, accipere et lassum cauda gaudente frequenter

Bedewed with tears I have carried you, our little dog, as in happier circumstances I did fifteen years ago. So now, Patrice, you will no longer give me a thousand kisses, nor will you be able to lie affectionately round my neck. You were a good dog, and in sorrow I have placed you in a marble tomb, and I have united you forever to myself when I die. You readily matched a human with your clever ways; alas, what a pet we have lost! You, sweet Patrice, were in the habit of joining us at table and fawningly asking for food in our lap, you were accustomed to lick with your greedy tongue the cup which my hands often held for you and regularly to welcome your tired master with wagging tail.

Source: Electronic Archive of Greek and Latin Epigraphy

There's this boy in my class and honestly he comes out with the weirdest thing

In geography we were given a sheet on why people live near volcanoes and one of the reasons was something like 'they have festivals were they sacrifice objects'. Then this kid just put his hand up and said, 'Isn't that where they yeet kids into a volcano' with a dead serious face.

In history today we were doing about rebellions in 1069 and he asked 'if the king killed himself, would it be treason?'

We were stood outside waiting to go get changed for PE and he made a tinfoil crown and started shouting 'MY NAME IS JESUS'

We had to design a poster on nature in science and he just drew Undertale characters

I'm pretty convinced he's not entirely connected to this reality.

I couldn't agree more with this

I wish that a Murder Most Unladylike fandom existed…we need to make this happen. If you read the books rb and if you haven’t I STRONGLY advise you do.

I mean, it’s got everything it needs. Two super shippable female leads, super cool and cute characters, an interesting storyline and plot, A FUCKING MURDER MYSTERY EVERY BOOK, OVER 6 FUCKING BOOKS, an all-girls-school setting, etc. Everything.

And yet for some reason nobody cares about it. I feel like the only fan. Like please can we show some love for our 14-year-old 1930s british schoolgirl murder mystery investigators?

Plus there’s a canon dyslexic character who is HEAVILY autistic coded (Beanie). There is also a couple matter-of-fact background lesbian romances (the girls call them “pashes”) and a lot of queer coding with the main characters (Hazel and Daisy). One of the main characters (Hazel) is Asian from Hong Kong.

Is that not enough for Tumblr to fall in love with them? Please read the books because they’re amazing.

I did this in MS paint