~i could open a thrift shopto sell secondhand embarrassment~meme-maker, occasional drawer...and i don't approve of the ketchup on top of your spaghetti
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James (about Snape): I'll bloody kill him! Sirius & Peter: I'll help you hide the body! Lily: You guys are horrible! Lily: Remus, you surely wouldn't - Remus: Of corpse not.
albums that changed my brain chemistry forever
feel free to reblog with your albums!!!!
nobody:
Jimmy playing the guitar:
aw thanks, i was worried.
guys…. casual reminder that if there’s a bustle in ur hedgerow don’t be alarmed now… it’s literally just a spring clean for the may queen… like……
James, giggling: Dumby!
Sirius (in a french accent): ~ dumb le dore ~
Remus *snorts*: Dickheadmaster
Peter: Gandalf
THIS.
My friend just called Walburga Black "Wall burger" and now i can't get it out of my head.
Led Zeppelin live shows be like: *JPJ and John Bonham rocking out while Robert and Jimmy try to seduce each other*
the male audience: very straight indeed. very masculine. I feel very ✨heterosexual✨
Remus: I'm prefect. Sirius: I'm perfect.
James, cabin 11 - child of Hermes, charismatic master of mischief, a legend among pranksters
Sirius, cabin 10 - Aphrodite's baby, charmspeaks himself out of every trouble
Peter, cabin 4 - Demeter's kid who grows weed
Remus, cabin 6 - son of Athena, brain of the infamous gang, plans the pranks
Lily, also cabin 6 - helps with pranks but is so clever that nobody knows she is a gang member too
Mary, cabin 7 - Apollo's child with a smile as bright as the sun
Marlene, cabin 5 - daughter of Ares who kicks your ass
Dorcas, cabin 13 - Hades' darling, chilling in the shadows, watching in silence
Regulus, cabin 16 - kid of Nemesis, always fair-minded but don't piss him off, also very mysterious (or wants to be)
Pandora, cabin 14 - daughter of Iris, openminded hippie fooling around in a tie-dyed dress, loves everyone
Also: Mr. D would definitely say Romulus instead of Remus
'Domestic Bliss' by Glass Animals is 12yo Percy wondering why he and his mom don't leave Gabe.
I'm sorry. This is sad. But also true.
Sirius "Gryffindor but cheats on a test" Black
Regulus "Slytherin but doesn't cheat on a test" Black