I Really Love The Idea Of Captain Marvel Being Like Really Fucking Shady

batlantern with shapeshifter!hal

Everything is the same except Hal’s a shapeshifter. He can shapeshift into people/change his gender/appearance. He can’t shapeshift into animals yet because he’s still learning (and busy with Lantern stuff). 

These scenarios would (most??? not sure) likely happen.

-hal going to a gala uninvited to annoy the shit out of spooky or getting the fancy food. 

-hal changing to female!hal for another gala or something, and BRUCE WAYNE COMES UP TO HIM AND FLIRTS WITH HIM. hal immediately runs away once he figures out his secret co-worker is flirting /w him lol

-hal probably changing into oilver one time, and he gets bamboozled by press+people. 

Man, Green Lantern and Batman hating each other and Female!Hal and Bruce Wayne borderline flirting+dating (?) each other would make a good identity porn fic. 

loving these headcanons!! <3

im adding more:

-kyle would definitely keep a pokemon deck with him at all times

-the lanterns tried to beat minecraft together one time and it failed horribly 

-the lanterns are still confused on how simon is the only lantern batman tolorates. 

-the alien GLs know more earth songs like “another one bites the dust”, “dont stop me now”, “im still standing”, “toxic”, “wannabe”, “say my name” and "i want it that way” because the GLs just breaks into song EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. 

-the alien GL’s know vines because sometimes the GLs would quote them. (adding to this, whenever the GL’s mess something up at oa, the aliens nearby collectively say “ADAM”)

-guy has a collection of stickers and gives the stickers to the GLs. 

-tai does competitive trampolining

-the guardians had to ban trampolines one time because tai was using them to freaking jump high into the sky in oa, freaking out the GL’s. (adding to this, an alien thought he was the messiah or something)

-during a mission, tai sang “chug jug with you” and “revenge” while he defeated an alien army with john because he’s a meme kid

some random lanternfam headcanons:

all of them have extreme cases of “jet lag” every time they’re on earth since the concept of day & night doesn’t really exist in space

john makes dad jokes. and laughs at his own dad jokes

carol and john are both really good at the deadpan, totally straight-faced kind of sarcasm. the two of them have managed to totally convince kyle that kilowog is actually the king of his planet

(meanwhile kilowog wonders why rayner has started bowing every time they see each other, but he’s not questioning it)

the earth lanterns have randomly broken out into song so often that a lot of the alien GLs now know all the lyrics to Stayin’ Alive

hal and guy have an unspoken competition to eat the grossest alien foods. john is constantly worried for their safety

the other lanterns all have to put up with simon and jessica’s mutual pining and it drives them nuts

(hal and carol have flashbacks to when guy and john were going through the same phase)

sometimes the others will forget that guy used to be a teacher, and then he absentmindedly does something like give them little sticker constructs

carol still eats cheap takeout almost every day but she will absolutely spend her CEO money on buying a billboard near hal’s house just to print “Green Lantern Sucks!” on it

simon learned a bunch of magic tricks for his nephew and is really good at them, especially card tricks. he once saved himself and jess from being arrested by aliens with an impressive sleight-of-hand, and he’s ridiculously proud of that fact

jessica randomly bought a yankee candle for guy because “it made me think of you” and guy had to hold back tears

john plays minecraft, and he’s the kind of guy who makes really elaborate buildings and sculptures and redstone contraptions. he’s an architect, okay? it’s fun

kyle and jess also play minecraft together, but only with a pokemon mod

including earth, guy and john have gotten married on 31 separate planets and counting 

I Took It As A Taunt Series

Anyways, idk how much fics are going to be created for this series, but we’ll see. Updates are slow because of school. I’ve got three (I Took It as a Taunt, Remember Way Back in School? and Isn’t Life so Fucking Inconsistent?) planned rn. Titles are inspired by Lovejoy’s songs.

It’s plain old Dadstantine content with Billy Batson. 

this,,, is so wholesome 💕💖💞💖💞💞💖💞💞💞

Does this count as family bonding

No one:

Absolutely no one:

No even a single soul:

Me when I'm trying to write a fanfiction:

care for a dance?

GUYS GUYS GUYS 

GIVE ME FICS WHERE TALIA  ADOPTS JASON AS HER SON PLEASEEE

(bonus if damian gets a new adopted older brother lol)

yes

no but bruce and hal dancing with each other in the dead of night to soft classical music and just staring at each other and stepping off beat and nsadbaodbwjs

more of a crack prompt, but do you think billy batson can say emojis out loud because of the wisdom of solomon???? the pronounciation/saying the emojis’s weird and disoriented but for some reason everybody knows whats he’s saying

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*JL meeting*

batman: captain marvel, are you even listening

billy: ⁉️⁉️⁉️

batman: how in the world

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*batman and green lantern arguing during a meeting, with obvious sexual tension in the air*

billy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

GL: what the fuck?????

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green arrow: ok, let’s play guess the word, cap, you go first

billy: k

billy: 🐜

GA:

billy: guess the word 

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billy: 👨, 👁 🥺🍜👉 now

wonder woman: i speak many languages and this is not one of them

WW: someone please translate

billy, absolutely done /w translating his emoji words: man, i need ramen right now

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billy, frustrated: 🤬🤬🤬

JL: