I Appreciate The Canon That:

Dc: Fans made wayne family adventure comics surpass regular dc comics

pencil brush practice

I just been thinking about Alfred and Bruce a lot lately. Also I just really like the idea that before Bruce's parents death Bruce was really into natural studies like geology.

WAIT WAIT WAIT

-the green lantern corps is a lifeguard company/squad

-the star sapphires are workers for an ice cream stand/truck LMAO 

headcanons for batlantern mermaid au?💞

hmmm. I’ve never been super into mermaid aus but I do have some Thoughts about this

Hal is a life guard and one day he spots mermaid Bruce on the shore and saves him from getting killed by some hunters. They don’t really get to talk and Hal barely gets a good look at him.

He doesn’t see him again for awhile but he eventually spots other, smaller mermaids. They seem to be watching him. And he keeps finding random gifts near his house.

One time Hal runs out to save someone getting swept away by the current, and while he saves them he ends up getting pulled under by some waves. He wakes up in a cave somewhere surrounded by mermaids.

According to the one who introduced himself as Dick, Bruce is the one who saved him, but he’s somewhere else brooding. Hal is literally just laying there like :O there’s so many mermaid in the water.

Damian’s like “thank you for saving our father” and Hal jumps because he didn’t even see him he’s so tiny

Bruce comes back and he’s like “WHAT are you guys doing I told you not to go near the human they’re dangerous >:(“

Anyway Hal thinks Bruce is scary but also really fucking pretty and maybe his brain to mount filter isn’t working very well and he just goes “wow you didn’t tell me I got saved by an angel” and of course the kids think this is hilarious. Bruce is unamused.

But also Hal is beautiful and maybe humans aren’t so bad because Hal saved him and hasn’t told anyone about them and he’s making his children laugh.

Okay I’ve had more than a few thoughts about this. Bruce doesn’t trust humans because his parents were killed by some hunters, but he still does his best to rescue mermaids and humans without being seen because he can’t just let anyone die

Bruce didn’t really think through rescuing Hal. He just saw him drowning and made a split second decision. But now this stupid human is flirting with him and apparently his stupid children already like him.

its the abandonment issues, dw

Every member of the Justice League has the shared instinct to parent Billy Batson, except Billy Batson does not want to be parented which has resulted in multiple fights between almost the entire League vs. one ten year old who refuses to take a nap and eat a sandwich

man, just realized

black mask is technically a personified oreo in the comics because he (mostly, not all the time) wears an oreo-coloured suit. oh my god.

like imagine, one of the in-law batfamily members get kidnapped by him/his goons and the member is like: “ok disfigured oreo” when mask finishes his threat.  

gods and their favorites

was watching this video and found this golden comment:

does this apply to john, billy (he was a kinda (???) a troublemaker in the comics,,), chas, zatanna and tawny respectively???

hmm…

I can’t get this out of my head now,,,,I’m curious...

-how much thirst traps he’s made and what/who there mostly about

-his following

-the titles of his thirst traps

-there’s probably accounts simping for this dude because of his abs and looks LMAO

-Hal goes grocery shopping one day and a edgy teen and the part time cashier RECOGNIZE HIM IMMEDIATELY

-person: hey are you [account name]?

hal: *doesn’t know what to do*

-Barry finds out and tells the JL/keeps it to himself but gets caught watching a thirst trap by a JL member

-everyone in the JL finds out soon enough

-it starts off with Bruce criticizing Hal’s thirst traps on his burner phone to unknowingly simping for Hal ig

and yeah

hc:hal jordan uploads thirst traps a lot on his instagram and bruce followed him in his private acc

ches and I actually talked a bit about this here, but yeah 100%. hal (and his abs) becomes a bit of a minor internet celebrity and obviously this is a security risk that needs to be monitored. very closely. by bruce. the fact that bruce's brain melts out of his ears every time hal does anything even slightly attractive is irrelevant.