No Lube, No Protection, All Night, All Day, From The Kitchen Floor To The Toilet Seat, From The Dining

I DO COMMISSIONS NOW!!! 🗣️🙌

I decided to open commissions just to see how it goes.

Someday I will figure out how to write a classic F1 fic where everyone is under a curse to tell the truth but it takes ages to figure out what's happening because Niki is affected first and no one notices anything is wrong.

"but if it was happening in championship order, Niki would have been first, and he's fine!"

*extremely long pause*

*everyone's head turns to Niki*

*Niki is eating a yoghurt*

*Niki keeps eating his yoghurt*

*everyone stares*

"Why are you all staring at me? You look like stupid assholes."

*resumes eating yoghurt*

*realisation dawns*

People I bought a Niki book today so maybe I might post a few things from there.

My bestie and I flipped through the pages in a BurgerKing at the train station and were swooning over all of the pictures of him while getting judgy looks from men around us. Love that shit.

kiss from point scorer to point scorer

(the promised haasbands art tehee)

happy pride to iceman and his batshit crazy twink that produces undeniable results with extremely questionable methods and flirts with anything that moves while driving/flying something that goes vroom vroom

I miss the connecting doors stories already 😔

Was my fav part of the day whenever I refreshed the ao3 Launt page and an update popped up.

With that I’d like to say that I love these stories and can’t stop reading them again and again. You are truly talented and I thank you for sharing that with us.

Compensating for the lack of Launt connecting doors fic in my life by saving photos endlessly for a moodboard of my Launt High School AU.

Was gone for a bit but I’m back!

Fic coming later today about Launt based on the song Chances by Athlete because I can’t stop imagining them to this.

I need to get this off my chest because WHAT BUSINESS DO FRANCO STANS HAVE GOING OFF BULLYING JACK UNDER EVERY ALPINE POST AND ON HIS OWN ACCOUNT. AND THEN HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SAY THEY DONT BULLY ANYONE BRO…

I don’t hate franco but his stans make me hate him and him not doing anything about it nor alpine makes me even more angry. Yall are enabling your fans to act like that. And they destroy their own and Francos image. Because there are so many franco fans who don’t agree with the stans.

I’ve been crashing out over this for WEEKS and the final straw were franco fans bullying a jack fan under A JACK POST. THIS IS HOW FAR IT HAS COME AT THE MOMENT.