Harvard Has Fallen

Isa: Stay hungry.

Jake: Stay foolish.

Isa: My love for you is like dirty socks.

Jake: You know what, I’m tired of these weird-.

Isa: It’s worth washing.

Jake: *tearing up* Okay.

Isa: Jake, how long does it take until someone is sober again? Jake: Usually they have a hungover, why do you ask? *Kai screaming in the background holding a raccoon by the tail* Isa: No reason. No reason at all.

Kai: Are you in love with Jake? Isa: *sweats* ....no? Kai: The why did you draw I + J in hearts everywhere? Isa: It stands for identity juvenile. Jake: *appears out of nowhere* She's totally in love with Kai.

Kai: What is life? Isa: Jake. Jake: Aww you mean I am your life? Thank you so- Isa: Because life is short.

“I get goosebumps when I’m sad. I don’t know why, but when you left that day, I’ve had goosebumps ever since.”

Isa: My love for you is like dirty socks.

Jake: You know what, I’m tired of these weird-.

Isa: It’s worth washing.

Jake: *tearing up* Okay.

Jake: send a letter to algebra.

Isa: why?!

Jake: please..

Isa: ugh

Isa: dear algebra, stop telling everybody to find your x. She’s not coming back. And don’t ask me y.

Jake: you tried.

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#don'tbesurprisedbecauseimgoingtobeusingoriginalnewcharactesinsteadofpersonaborcokayiloveuguyssm!!

just letting u guys know that imma take a break to focus on my exams.