The Relationship Between A Girl And The Random Shit On Her Bedside Table

Imagine a ant

do it scared do it weird do it alone. holy trinity

you contain multitudes i contain multi dudes *5 guys emerge from my mouth and make you a really overpriced cheeseburger*

my favorite customer service slip ups

Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a Croissant (🥐).

Art by Davood Moghaddami

i have a headache, i can't sleep, i have FOUR DAYS to get 350 or i'm fucked because i won't be able to get the apartment and there is no way in hell i'm going to be able to find another one.

Celebrity sighting.

they just don't put gargoyles on roofs like they used to. buildings are so swagless these days