VON BERGSTROM DIROSSI ANDERSEN PORNS
me during reasonable hours of the day: i never want to do anything in my life Ever
me at 3 am: I Have To Learn How To Play The Piano Immediately
hmmm
hey @staff quick question,,
my laptop: *starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed*
me:
when ppl write “i probably hate you” in their tumblr descriptions
INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS MACHINES - IBM
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