Fuck It. New Jersey Grand Prix. Cancel Any European Races You Have To. This Will Change Lives. Think

fuck it. new jersey grand prix. cancel any european races you have to. this will change lives. think of the media they’d make them do. men who have lived in actual italy attempt to translate jersey italian slang. boardwalk vlog where they almost die on the water slide. get to the track but there’s 17 jughandles and pumping your own gas is illegal. think of the jersey devil special helmets. the cheetah print special helmets. multiple real housewives cast members died in the battle for who gets to wave the checkered flag. the national anthems are played live by mcr. the trophies are shaped like new jersey and bedazzled to hell and back. the entire event is sponsored by wawa. bruce springsteen is there. guys please i have a vision.

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this is BEAUTIFUL memes formula 1 f1 trophies are presented by jon bon jovi and snooki i expect to see lewis hamilton and zhou guanyu in some cheetah print who would cave and call it taylor ham instead of pork roll

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2024 indycar graphics team come back the kids miss you (its me. im the kids)

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i take back everything i said fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck let that swedish boy through

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the facial expressions... the stubble... the t-shirt...

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no cuz why did the drivers say that graham would beat a gorilla or that graham would survive a zombie apocalypse.

what do they know.

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