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fuck it. new jersey grand prix. cancel any european races you have to. this will change lives. think of the media they’d make them do. men who have lived in actual italy attempt to translate jersey italian slang. boardwalk vlog where they almost die on the water slide. get to the track but there’s 17 jughandles and pumping your own gas is illegal. think of the jersey devil special helmets. the cheetah print special helmets. multiple real housewives cast members died in the battle for who gets to wave the checkered flag. the national anthems are played live by mcr. the trophies are shaped like new jersey and bedazzled to hell and back. the entire event is sponsored by wawa. bruce springsteen is there. guys please i have a vision.