Aaron Taylor-Johnson Dressed In His Blue Suit From Bullet Train, Specifically After His Running Jump

this is what you stole from me

i love saying “i’m being normal about it” bc i’m actually a filthy fucking liar and i’ve never been normal about anything a single day in my life

will buxton i find your love of twinkies and twizzlers incredibly endearing but that does not mean i want to hear ferruccis comments on it

haasbands divorce so bad red bull got custody of Chloe

i don’t think we should call the spanish driver the king of mexico maybe

i prayed to god to give me back slutty drivers, she heard me and suddenly franco colapinto was signed to williams

This race has everything…a jump start (great start according to checo), lap one crash, safety car, max and lando having a dick measuring contest, sky commentators talking about max like he murdered their entire family, charles being waterboarded, the 400th race asteroid taking out dinosaur peepaw, max serving jail time, and ferrari forza-ing their way into 2nd in the constructors champion

Pierre: Charles, i don't think you get it yet. You are il predestinato, you are Ferrari's favorite son.

Pierre: everyone wants you, you know? You're like the hot girl that every guy wants

Charles confused: i'm the hot girl?

Max also confused: ...

Pierre: you are the hottest girl *leaves*

Charles: what

Charles: ...

Charles blissfuly: i'm the hot girl...

Max: ...

Max: yes you are

Sketches by A.K. MacDonald, 1932

absolutely nothing makes me more patriotic than watching a Florida Man™ named Kyle driving around in an Andretti covered in 150 chili’s logos