I Don’t Think We Should Call The Spanish Driver The King Of Mexico Maybe

Kmag and Nico committed absolute atrocities in a team wid the aerodynamic budget of 3 unripe peaches, a pit wall that cud be assembled by a child, a pit crew that was sometimes uncertain of constituted, in fact, a tire, an unhinged team principal who called them 'wankers' on several occasions, an energy drink sponsor that branded itself #BetterThanRedBull , was not available for purchase anywhere in this mortal realm, and whose twitter acc called the haas car ((that haas was paying it to sponsor)) a MILK float. They saw that and accepted the vision, not because they hoped for wins, or podiums, or God forbid, a working race strategy, they did that because that was America's team. That was gene haas' dream. Because in Canada, 2024, they sent both drivers out in full wets, overtook half the grid, and then immediately fucked it all up wid an 8 second pit stop. 10 cars in 6 laps. For nothing. Neither of them even finished in the points. Kmag told Nico to suck his balls in 2017 and 4 years later Nico wud park himself in front of bitches just so Kmag wud go ahead and target the men in front of him like he worked for Lockheed martin. This was perhaps one of the most important, significant, life altering driver pairings of current Formula 1. And I thank them for their service, and I´ll never forget it.

No actually, we don’t need to have a conversation about this at all, because it doesn’t fucking matter. How does someone liking multiple drivers impact their ability to be a fan at all??

Respectfully, this is the stupidest thing in the world to be arguing over. Let people like who they like. Fans are not teams, if they want to like McLaren and Ferrari then they should be able to. This whole “sports fans” vs “fandom fans” is fucking stupid.

Aaron Taylor-Johnson dressed in his blue suit from Bullet Train, specifically after his running jump onto the train, was not under my tree this year.

And honestly? I’m disappointed in my entire family.

George rocking the Carmen Sandiego fit 😭

“f1 is the pinnacle of motorsports” does ANY f1 track have a giant spider statue? I didn’t think so

i take back everything i said fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck let that swedish boy through

so help me indycar gods one more event of bad luck on andretti and i become a palou fan idc

ik my goat didnt 💪💪💪💪

who has NOT been noted by race control at this point

i love saying “i’m being normal about it” bc i’m actually a filthy fucking liar and i’ve never been normal about anything a single day in my life

louis foster i will fistfight you let that man PASS

how my brain picks a new favorite character who sucks