How My Brain Picks A New Favorite Character Who Sucks

ok so marco already crashed but its ok theres still 3 more cars on my team so the all andretti podium can still happe-

fuck it. new jersey grand prix. cancel any european races you have to. this will change lives. think of the media they’d make them do. men who have lived in actual italy attempt to translate jersey italian slang. boardwalk vlog where they almost die on the water slide. get to the track but there’s 17 jughandles and pumping your own gas is illegal. think of the jersey devil special helmets. the cheetah print special helmets. multiple real housewives cast members died in the battle for who gets to wave the checkered flag. the national anthems are played live by mcr. the trophies are shaped like new jersey and bedazzled to hell and back. the entire event is sponsored by wawa. bruce springsteen is there. guys please i have a vision. 

Pierre: Charles, i don't think you get it yet. You are il predestinato, you are Ferrari's favorite son.

Pierre: everyone wants you, you know? You're like the hot girl that every guy wants

Charles confused: i'm the hot girl?

Max also confused: ...

Pierre: you are the hottest girl *leaves*

Charles: what

Charles: ...

Charles blissfuly: i'm the hot girl...

Max: ...

Max: yes you are

Don't know if you wanted inputs to the ask about Hulknussen animals, but I seem to recall Kevin being referred to as a cat by the Haas mechanics. They would call him something like garage cat or haas cat or something, because he was a bit reserved at took his time warming up to them. But became very open and affectionate once he trusted them. I think it was during his time with Romain.

I think the mechanics just call him Maggie now. But I'm unsure.

I was thinking about a cat for him but couldn't find the justification for it so I will more than take this! the image of a garage cat perched on one of the shelves and just watching everything attentively does seem very fitting for him

yeah so wtf.

Haasteban 🖤

I‘m so glad I‘m an Alex Palou fan or this would suck so badly

KEVIN MAGNUSSEN gives baby Laura a piggyback ride and a kiss (2022.07.13 via Louise Magnussen’s IG Stories)

when i hate on a team its completely fact based and justified. when anyone hates on my team its because they are just too beautiful and have too much love in their hearts and everyone is jealous of this

louis foster i will fistfight you let that man PASS