Dear God, Please Return His Happiness Of Being On The Top Step Of The Podium 🙏🙏🙏

It's exactly eight minutes pass ten o'clock (should be on bed and soundly sleeping) BUT, I just came here to laugh and tell y'all;

If I don't answer anyone tomorrow, that means I really pissed Miguel O'Hara; because tonight I was working in a varsity/bomber jacket based on him and Gwen's Spider-woman and when I went to the bathroom, a spider just popped out of nowhere and was going in my direction. So, as the brilliant dumbass I am; just smashed her and thought:

"Well, if that's my canon. Then I must say: SORRY BITCH, I WANT TO BE SCARLET WITCH OR BLACK WIDOW; NOT A CURSED-TO-LOSE-EVERYBODY-CLOSE DAMN SPIDER PERSON! FUCK U MIGGY AND FUCK CANON"

And I didn't stop laughing since, well; good luck for me and let's pray he don't show up to chase me🥲🤫

I got sunburn today on my face -100000/10.

Do not recommend - but it also prove my theory that I am white as a paper sheet usually 🥲☠️

some things aren't even headcanons they're just divine visions and u have no choice but to accept them

All the places I wished to visit when just a child;

how lovely......

The 7 Wonders of the Ancient World ❤️

Hanging Gardens of Babylon

God Helios, Colossus of Rhodes

Mausoleum at Halicarnassus

The Great Pyramid of Giza

The Statue of Zeus at Olympia

The Temple of Artemis at Ephesus

The Great Lighthouse of Alexandria

Life has never been the same since Taylor Swift dropped folklore

me: patriotism is dumb

also me, when a Brazilian wins something: DOS FILHOS DESSE SOLO ÉS MÃE GENTIL, PÁTRIA AMADA, BRASIL 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷

me reading my first fanfic at the tender age of 12

Well, I never seen such accurate representation of myself....

Kinda worried now

Sirius: I'll get over it.

Sirius: I've just gotta be dramatic first.

Cooking? Yes, I fear.....

Sooo....who wants be tagged when I finish it???

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jesus fucking christ