Bless The Original Hellsite For Enabling Me To Post This Entire Post-season-two Saga In Full.

Ekko nervously approaches Vi, asking "so hypothetically, if I had a friend who was going on a trip to see his girlfriend, how do you... You know... Make girls 'happy'?"
Vi claps him on the shoulder and gives him finger guns, replying "oh I gotchu little man."

Vi gives him an in depth run down on how to visit the cat Cafe. Elko looks mortified, but is listening intently.

Cut to later, Ekko and Jinx are in bed. She's bug eyed with disgust, yelling "omg ew you asked VI how to do that???". Ekko is covered in purple kiss marks and retorts "She's the subject matter expert, ok?!"

weeks later, Vi and Cait are at breakfast. Cait's got the mail. There's s postcard from Ekko.

Vi hugs Cait to read it over her shoulder, saying "that's great, cupcake! What does it say?"

the postcard, liberally defaced by Jinx, reads: 'Hi Cait (crossed out angrily) and Vi! Hope you're (NOT) well! Just wanted to let you know Jinx is alive (Oops) and we're having a great (surrounded by hearts) time in Ionia (without you)! The food and scenery are amazing! BTW, thanks Vi. Love from Ekko (surrounded by hearts).' Other graffiti include: 'sup bitches, <3 Jinx', 'luv u sissypoo', 'ACAB' and 'gross' referring to Cait's address in Upper Piltover.

Cait, concerned, asks "What's wrong, meatloaf? This is great news. Your sister is alive after all." While Vi flashes back to the sex advice she gave Ekko earlier, unawares.

Vi is bright red, clutching her head yelling, "Vi you're an idiot! Ekko you little bastard! My brain, aggggrrrrggghhhh!"

Ekko finishing up writing the postcard. He and Jinx are in a sea view room in Ionia with fresh tea on the table. She's hovering with crayons at the ready. "There," he says. "Ok you can go for it with the edits. What do you think?'

jinx leans in saucily saying "oh the food and scenery are amazing, eh? Eh?" Making quotation marks with her fingers. Ekko smiles slyly back.

She waggles her eyebrows. "Geddit? Eh? Huh? I'M the-"

Ekko pounces on her before she can finish, and they disappear behind the table, no doubt to test out more of Vi's advice.

Bless the original hellsite for enabling me to post this entire post-season-two saga in full.

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princesssbepo

7 months ago

constantly thinking about ur proposition re: gwen parent trapping duncan and courtney with brittany

girl me too

i also can't stop thinking about like. duncney family channel and they play it completely straight they make the video announcing like we're growing our family nd the media shits itself like no! bad! no glorify teen gregnancy! and then they're like new video titled taking our daughter home :) and it's a fucking racoon.

and they KEEP making videos like that and nobody ever acknowledges that brittany is a racoon. there's a part where they're doing a birthday party and it's a classic duncney screaming match "oh i see you've invited Her." "this fucking shit again? seriously? you really wanna do this on our daughter's birthday??" "hey brit aunt gwen wants to show you something outsi-" "IS HE NOT ENOUGH? YOU HAVE TO TAKE MY DAUGHTER TOO?" "well I'm so fucking sorry for having friends" "is she even mine? or the whores?"

and at the end gwen has to make an apology video like "well i guess i've learned that you can't save your relationship by having a baby. and tricking your friends into adopting a racoon to save their relationship is a terrible idea for completely different reasons"

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princesssbepo

10 months ago

They’re so duncney

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total drama duncney td courtney the office td duncan ryan howard duncan x courtney Kelly Kapoor

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princesssbepo

10 months ago

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

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princesssbepo

10 months ago

Duncan in pretty much every fanfic set after all stars

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princesssbepo

8 months ago

"why would you WANT to be called it/its" why does anyone want to do anything. stop thinking so hard just live

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10 months ago

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