Latest Posts by purplebasementfestival - Page 7
It's Saturday
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
Tumblr? Never heard of it before
hey do you have a tumblr
no sorry
Best of luck Nikki was a must for me I still watch it
Art attack I believe it was every saturday or Sunday and talking coconut painting I forgot his name
How many of these shows did you watch in your childhood?
They were a big part of my childhood btw
AAHHHHH JAB WE MET
i got over him so I think this is compulsory:
kutte ullu ke patthe you bastard saale suar ki aulaad tujhe kya laga tu mujhe chod dega toh mai zindagi bar tadapti rahungi? tadpega tu kaminey. keede padenge tere upar kutte ki maut marega aur marne ke baad hamesha HAMESHA ke liye narak ki aag mai jalega. TERI MAA KI-
I'm literally holding my stomach and laughing really hard.
It took me two minutes to get it . But it's so funny.
And that's why i shout out to your sense of humour which makes my day.
Tomorrow are my exams wohoo
I'm going through my Hindi songs playlist and I just remembered a parody of Kuch Kuch Hota Hai that my friend told me way back in sixth grade that her older sister had made
Test paas aaye
Dil ghabraye
Teacher ne na jaane kya paper sajaaye
Ab toh mera pen ruk ruk ke chalta hai
Kya karoon haye kuch kuch hota hai
I don't know if her sister had actually made this or if she had found this somewhere else but this made me so nostalgic. Just leaving this here for the desi peeps
This is just too sweet
U can't do this to me
that's it. that's the post.
you can't fuck with me. i'll die
Reblog if you’re dead
Wanna see how many people are dead
Pitokeher3j3hyt4e58g2i
Bruh tf
i’m starting a game
Type your username with your eyes closed and tag 4 people
I’ll go first:
iparis-is-parjs
@warcrossheadcanons @tracywarcross @txal-sharky @that-one-goddy-trot
Oh my gods yes please
Now I need Logan to play Poseidon and it will be everything I ever wanted
Reblog if there's something wrong with you
Pls I'm literally reading these at lunch 😭
LETS HEAR MORE ABOUT PETER AND THE WALL 👀🥴
16+ plz! Smutty but not explicitly graphic; mentions of choking
Okay but it’s boyfriend!peter admitting to you that he’s Spider-Man and he’s all serious about it and you’re like…“No way, Pete.”
And he insists, showing you the suit and the web shooters and you still play unconvinced, but in a teasing way that he’s a little slow to catch on to, because he just sighs and runs his fingers through his hair and goes “What do I have to do to prove it?”
“You could pick me up and fuck me against the wall.”
And he gapes at you because you’re usually too shy to be so upfront about it. His cheeks turn red and he mutters, “Yeah, I, uh, I can do that.”
“Really?” You wink, loving that he’s squirming. “Think you can hold me up the whole time? Even while you’re cumming inside me?”
“Fuck,” Peter breathes, teeth favouring his bottom lip, “I’ll hold you up with one hand and wrap the other around your neck, since you like that so much.”
At this point, he’s back you against the wall and his hand snakes around to the backs of your thighs, pinching lightly.
“Okay then Spider-Man,” you wink, “What are you waiting for?”
Okay lets see if it works or not
Pls 💀
this is really one of the best images ever
source
Pls I'm reading this thing in the morning
Someone help me
dark!peter eating you out until you cry but also dacryphilia bc he’s a bit twisted too
pairing: dark!peter parker x fem!reader
warnings: dacryphilia, smut (minors dni,+18) (oral fem receiving)
“peter, please slow down.” you begged him. peter was currently going down on you after not seeing you for a week and he told himself to not do anything about himself since the build up was better in the end.
“can’t baby. i missed you so much.” his rushed voice was muffled by your pussy. his head buried in between your thighs, lapping up your juices and eating you out like he’s been waiting for this for so long. you didn’t mind that he was eager but the overstimulation was killing you. it was too much to handle all of a sudden.
his tongue was fucking you vigorously, with hunger. you were his last meal and he wanted every bit of you, he craved your taste so much that he wanted all of you to himself. his hands were digging into your outer thighs to keep you still. he knew that you’d squirm in your place if he didn’t hold you still.
one hand pulling on his hair and the other on the sheets, you were almost going to rip apart both. if peter kept up his pace on his tongue, you were going to fall apart soon. feeling his moans vibrating through your body felt amazing yet overstimulating. looked like he wasn’t going to leave your pussy for a while and your orgasm wasn’t to stop him.
you were coming on his mouth messily since this was the first interaction you got in a week. your body was waiting for a release and peter was doing a good job at giving you the satisfaction. maybe a little too much because he was still sucking on your swollen clit and moaning.
“slow down… please…” you said with a heavy breath, pulling on his curls more. tears were spilling from your eyes and peter didn’t give a damn about it. at first they were from pleasure but then they became of pain. your sobs still didn’t stop peter from pulling back his face off your pussy. he only looked up and seeing your tears turned the hungry look in his eyes into mischievous ones. did this turn him on? you could even feel his smirk on your skin.
“i made you feel so good that you’re crying, baby? good girl.” peter continued licking you and the sounds were turning you on again even though you weren’t sure if you could go for one more round.
I still do that
im convinced that there are two types of people on earth- people who squeeze the FUCK out of their rosogolla, and normal people
me? letting an entire fic play out in my head from beginning to end and not writing a single thing down, thus forever sealing it in my brain as a self-indulgent relic that will never see the light of day??
it’s exactly as likely as you think