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argyle is the person you want on your team in an apocalypse
LOOK AT THIS LOOK AT THIS:
WOODWORKING skills
COOKING skills
TRACKING skills
FORAGING SKILLS??!
GUYS????? argyle needs to and will hopefully become an integral, ESSENTIAL member of the big kids gang. he knows so much and this is only addressing his survival skills
in THIS HOUSE, we love argyle!!!
Calling a canon bisexual woman a lesbian becuase she has a female love interest or is in a wlw relationship is bisexual erasure and biphobic!!!!
I love the last line sm
canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
letâs see how many people this post can reach!imma put as many tags as i can think of, just like and rb :)
There'll be a moment when you realise you're 27 when yesterday you were just 17; and you wouldn't be able to tell how a decade passed away and your life got divided into before and afters. The fury of youth will subdue and nothing will really change but everything will feel different when you look at old photographs and blurry videos taken on cheap mobile phones. Scents will remind you of childhood and certain friends you don't talk to anymore, hangouts will become reunions and mom's burnt pie will become the best food you ever had. And I know on some days you won't be able to show anything of those 10 years but I hope you remember to breathe, and let go of the knot in your chest. I hope you go out in the sun and live a little, because tomorrow is 37.
Edit- I added the visualizer for this piece on my YT, check it out here
-Ritika Jyala, excerpt from The Flesh I Burned
Hey I'm environmentol creature
Cursed Creature here
Im finally on summer break between quarters so im celebrating by drawing those stranger gays
THIS IS SO CUUUTE
hi can u write a blurb about y/n and peter is bestfriend and then y/n wanna put on eyeliner on peter. She sit on his lap and peter got all flustered bc he hv a crush on y/n? sorry if this is confusing, english is not my first language
youâre fine love!! and this is a really really cute idea thank you đ„ș
youâd recently been thinking about how attractive it is when guys wear makeup. you can blame tiktok because of all the hot ones with nail polish and glitter eyeshadow on there. peter being your best friend and a guy, your thoughts naturally went to him. what would he look like with makeup? you asked him if you could put some on him when he came over today.
he wasnât so sure about it at first. heâd insisted that he couldnât pull it off, that youâd be wasting your products and time. you tsked at him. âhave you ever actually worn makeup?â âwell, no. i- i just-â he stammered, your lips pulling into a wicked smirk. âcanât know until you try it, then.â
there was no way out now. peter canât resist you as is, but itâs eight million times harder when you look at him like that. thatâs how you ended up in between his legs, poking at his eyes with a brush.
âhold still, peter!â you laugh despite your frustration as he once again dodges your attempts. heâs sitting at the edge of your bed. youâre on the floor, reaching up for him. âis... is that thing even clean?â peter studies the brush, eyebrows furrowed. âi literally just opened it. you watched me,â you huff and dip it back into the black liquid.
youâre not a monster. you arenât trying to give him pink eye or anything. you just think heâd look... good in eyeliner. ok, maybe youâve pictured this moment before. being face to face, not an inch of space separating you while you brush your thumb over his cheek and paint his eyelids a different color.
bestie goals, right?
âdoes it hurt?â peter murmurs, watching you scoot closer to him on your knees. âbecause i saw this one video of a girl doing her eyeliner and she got it in her eye and it covered the whole thing. like, it was completely black. she couldnât even see,â he continues to ramble on while you giggle at his question. you pat his thigh with a smile to yourself.
you donât answer right away, just looking up at him and his innocent pout. he squints at your expression. itâs teasing, like you know something he doesnât. âdid you watch it too? i think it went viral.â breathing out another laugh, you sit on your thighs. âyeah, peter. iâm not gonna do that to you, though.â a breath of relief passes his lips. âunless you keep moving.â
ây/n.â he whines and throws his head back. not that he doesnât trust you, because he trusts you with his life. all his secrets, his weird habits, to know about his crime fighting alter ego. this isnât any of that. heâs worried you might accidentally blind him at some point during his makeover.
you tilt his chin down to you with two fingers, his skin immediately getting warm. âcan we try again?â your tone is gentler and less terrifying this time. peter nods, which nuzzles his face further into your palm. heâs not so scared anymore. still nervous, only because youâre touching him like this. you go back in with the brush and he closes his eyes.
he almost doesnât want to, so he can watch you work. the moment feels very intimate. itâs silent except for the little concentrated hums you let out from time to time, you running the eyeliner carefully across his eyelids. your thumb absentmindedly caressing peterâs chin calms him. a tiny smile graces his features as he feels your upper half rest against his knees.
peter has to see you right now. he can almost picture your face scrunched, eyes focused in on him and him only. heâs so blissed out he forgets the whole point of this is that youâre doing his eyeliner. so, you obviously arenât happy when he peeks an eye open and smudges the nearly finished makeup.
âi said no moving!â you scold him and get up from the floor. peter frowns in confusion as you stand over him. he hopes he didnât piss you off for real. âwait, are you-â âyou leave me no other choice,â you sigh before climbing onto the bed. more specifically, onto peter. your legs are wrapped around his waist, you grabbing his chin and finishing up his eyeliner.
this time, peter is glad his eyes are closed because they wouldâve popped out of their sockets otherwise. youâre acting like this isnât the biggest deal in the world when it certainly is. a girl is in his freaking lap. a really special girl, one he likes so much it hurts to breathe around her.
you use your nail to straighten out the smudged eyeliner. his whole body is tense, hands reaching for you but not quite making it. âyou good? i didnât hurt you?â you ask softly and cap the eyeliner. he looks like heâs in pain. really, heâs still in shock that you are in his lap. youâre fanning at his face now to dry the eyeliner.
âno, yeah. iâm fine. we just havenât been this close before,â peter explains, you grinning even though he canât see it. âdo you like being close to me?â your words give him a burst of confidence. a desire to show you that he does, that he wants you to stay right where you are and never leave. peter finally sets his hands on your hips and pulls you closer.
âyeah, y/n/n. i love it,â he rasps, you putting your own hands on either of his cheeks. âyou can open now.â you move back slightly to see the finished look, which is hotter than you imagined. two basic swipes across his eyes that he makes look like art. he wears your own makeup better than you do.
youâre admiring peterâs pretty face while he smiles lazily at you. he subconsciously licks his lips, which leads you to say what you say. âthink we should do lip gloss next,â you mumble and trail your fingers down his cheeks. âyeah? how come?â he rubs his thumb across your hip. you return his smile from before.
âso i can kiss it off.â
Could I request one with James where you accidentally switch glasses?
Your eyes hurt. Your depth perception is off, your vision is blurry, and you're developing a whopping headache. You're not sure why, the glasses on your face are the same as they always are. They looked the same when you'd snatched them off of James's nightstand this morning, an impromptu sleepover leaving you both in the same space.
Maybe, just maybe, though, something happened. Because the brown curly hair that's stuck in the hinge of the left arm is not yours, and you're fairly certain yours don't have a scratch on the bottom of the right lens.
You rush to the great hall as best you can, stumbling slightly and tripping over people's feet. It's a miracle, really, that you get there in one piece, but you're huffing and puffing in front of the gryffindor table only minutes after class ends, trying to catch your breath.
"James," You pant, tearing his glasses off of your face, "We- we swapped this morning."
"No wonder these are so clean," James marvels, and you shudder to think that he believes your mediocrely cleaned glasses are spotless, "Swear I haven't seen this well in years."
He accepts his dusty, dirty, mucky glasses back with a disdained frown, "Christ, are they really this gross?"
"They're filthy." You blink owlishly as your vision is restored, your glasses fitting snugly on your face, "I've seen sewers cleaner than those, Potter."
They thought they could handle it, no problem, considering everything theyâve been through. Â
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Oh my god I luv u harry , mattheo
à©à„⟠đž HP characters reacting to you having a nightmare
à includes : mattheo riddle, draco malfoy, harry potter, theodore nott, blaise zabini (requests are open for them and especially mattheo !!)
à flora's notes : I'm currently in love w mattheo and needed to soothe my obsession so i made thisđ
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This is so good I'm literally reading this at 6 am
featuring: demon!loki x virgin!female reader themes:  smut (18+ only, please!) dark!fic, dark!loki, series/mini series? (undecided) trigger warnings / anything else: i wanted to write loki SO BAD and i have about 5 projects in my drafts but for some reason? i was hit with inspiration to do this one and i have been working on it for the last few days. if it gets decent feedback iâll continue it as a little miniseries, so please donât be afraid to let me know what you think. includes dubcon, heavy religious (blashpemous) themes, asphyxiation/choking, praise kink, cockwarming! reader loses her virginity, so blood mention. horror-ish vibes? this is a dark!fic, babies! please do not read if if youâre not into it <3 also, if you are, let me know how i did since this is my first official dark!fic, though iâve dabbled here and there. the title is inspired by the song the horror of our love by ludo! word count: approximately 2600 forever taglist: @jbarnes87 @mrsbarneswillseeyounow @itsjustkayy17@allthefandomstogether @nikkmarie @sweet-lil-babydoll @toasty-fish@reniescarlett @babygirlicecream @purpleeyeswithgoldensparkles @harrison-shot-first @ohlookitsthearkhamknight @buckybonky @mariia-the-ninja @trshy-th0t @dandycandy75 @blacklightguidesnic @genericâexcuse @pinkisokay@mapreza1 @angel-fire @wienerbarnes @gagmebucky @hannie-writes-marvel @vibeyx  @et-lesailes @whimsicalrobots @belizagotmarriedbitchimshook @darlingtholland @i-love-superhero @starstruckpersonearthquake @gingerbread-in-july @but-deans-back-tho @strawberrylovessebby @rynabarnesrogers @valordiasÂ
powers of evil are working against us all the time. just because you canât see them, doesnât mean theyâre not there. sometimes, these powers manifest themselves to seduce you. they can be so enticing that youâll find them nearly impossible to resist.
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Mother Steve harrington pray for me
I want to live and love like thee
reblog mother steve for good luck.
I hope every writer who sees this writes LOADS the next few months. Like freetime opens up, no writers block, the ability to focus, etc etc you're able to write loads & make lots of progress <3
I literally scream a little bit whenever one of them interacts with a comment i made on one of their posts like they are literally famous in my mind
thank you fanfiction writers you are literally sometimes the only thing keeping me aliveÂ
in light of recent events as well as a new rise in creating nazi ocs I think this post is an important one to have on your blog if you stand behind your jewish followers or are jewish yourself.
I tried to scroll past this. I really did
I NEED to know the fic
People discussing âunhingedâ fanfiction always seem to talk about dark!fic or explicit stuff, as opposed to the truly unhinged stuff like the fic author zapping all their favs from a story onto a set, assigning them roles, and forcing them to act out popular movies. Because, let me tell you, I read a fic like that with the original Yugioh cast acting out Disneyâs Aladdin approximately fifteen years ago, and it is to this day one of the one of the most unhinged pieces of media Iâve ever consumed.
đ§żđ§żđ§ż I POSTED THIS AND MY SCHOOL ANNOUNCED A HOLIDAY TODAY AND TOMORROW
good things will happen đ§ż
things that are meant to be will fall into place đ§ż
ok enough is enough. whichever one of you virgins invented instagram starbucks recipes, die 1000 deaths. I had a customer come in today holding out their phone (full brightness) and looking all shy and Im immediately like đ fine ok, what does the instagram user want me to make for them this time. well this time it's a cringe harry potter themed frappucino. excuse me??? "can you make this for me?" I said excuse me??? -- I mean *customer service voice* "yeah it looks like I have all the ingredients, haha sure!"
ok cringe instagram harry potter frappucino drinker. ok. die. "Ive never had this drink before" yeah I can tell due to the fact that it didnt exist until someone posted a #aesthetic photo of it to instagram 14 hours ago ok. ok,
but whatever, Im paid to put up with this shit. so I add the ingredients all up on my computer and congrats! ur harry potter cringe social media drink has $10 worth of syrup in it. are you happy??? is this what you wanted??? a $10 frappucino??? $10. for a drink. you doubled the price of this drink for ur off-brand "harry potter and the legend of the overpriced starbucks drink" drink. you doubled the price!!! is this how u imagined spending ur day? is this what u wanted to do when u woke up this morning? $10 for a 24oz drink?
and u know, you KNOW the influencer making this recipe doesn't even work at a starbucks cause when it was all said and done the drink looked like shit. my blender was straining against the weight of your sins (and syrups) and Im sweating, Im an animal, Im losing my mind and my blender is getting watered down frappucino syrups everywhere -- u put so much shit liquid in this blender it doesnt even fit in the cup btw. it's making a huge mess. but is it instagramable? no, its fucking ugly. #trending #foryoupage #cringe $10 harold potter drink for adult children,
so are you happy? is ur social media influencer bestie happy? I made ur stupid $10 drink for u. does it taste good? no? well I hope instagram shuts down tomorrow. I hope you read a different book. I hope I never get sober. there is no sign of land. I hope you die. I hope we both die.
Are u okay
pros of having a bad haircut
- you wear a cap to mask your insecurity
-Â donât have to comb my hair
- have an excuse not to go out in public.
-can check the health of my scalp
cons of having a bad haircut
- i HAVE to wear a cap
- don't have enough hair to comb
- too embarassed to go out in public
-can SEE my scalp
Backyard Boy
If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)
Wtf is happening
Bisexual
This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if youâre straight, you should be a supporter.