Gregory House The Type Of Guy To Say “outta My Way, Gayboy” To His Reflection In The Medicine Cabinet

the neurodivergent experience:

20% of the time: wowwieee!!! i love my passions and interests!!!!! they make me so happy i want to jump up and down!!!!! weee!!!!!!! :3333333333

80% of the time: this mind is a prison

been loving the recent posts about chase because bro is so insane as a character

- dead mother, abusive czech dad who visits him while dying of lung cancer and doesn’t say anything

- goes to seminary, tries become a priest but gets axed after sleeping with the groundskeeper’s wife

- ends up becoming a doctor like his dad after all

- is australian

- has an ambiguous background in bdsm

- falls in love with his coworker after hearing her mention sex one singular time

- has internalised fatphobia

- is friends with nuns

- sleeps with his coworker (who’s stolen meth from a patient after possibly getting hiv from said patient)

- has sex with his coworker in a patient’s house, and in the hospital’s sleep lab, and in a storage closet

- kisses a 9 year old with terminal cancer after she begs him to

- gets fired and proceeds get a different job on a different floor of the same hospital

- hypnotises his boss (who has just gotten his skull cracked open)

- goes into anaphylactic shock after doing body shots off a stripper at his bachelor’s party (planned by his ex-boss, who’s subconscious (in the form of a hallucination of ex-boss’s best friend’s dead girlfriend) tries to murder chase by deliberately hiring a stripper who uses strawberry lotion that chase is allergic to)

- marries his coworker on the day their ex-boss gets committed to a psychiatric hospital

- murders an african dictator

- nearly gets caught for murdering the dude, has to be covered by his ex-ex-boss and coworker

- goes into a spiral which convinces his coworker-wife that he’s cheating on her 2 months into their marriage

- confesses to murdering the dictator to his wife, who leaves him

- sleeps with his ex-wife/ex-coworker in an exam room while the hospital is on emergency lockdown

- gets his only new haircut in the entire show after his divorce

- pretends to be a dumb, misogynistic, unemployed american while speed dating to prove that his looks don’t matter as much as his personality. even while pretending to be a loser, he still gets a bunch of women’s numbers

- sleeps with a woman at the wedding of some important hospital person, gets photographed nude, and is then made fun of by all his coworkers for having a tiny dick

- gets stabbed

- has a sex dream about his coworker who he is very much not into after the coworker confesses to having a sex dream about him

- takes over the diagnostics department after his boss and boss’s boybestfriend run away for their gay death pact

Enemies to lovers "who did this to you?" about scars? Great, of course. However, I raise you this: "I did this to you."

The excluded tags filter on Ao3 is such a fucking lifesaver. I love it so much.

Ok so this is my take on this year's April fool's:

I think we all got that it's an obvious reference to DashCon, with the ball pit and all. And I think the intention was that as DashCon was super lame and disappointing, and so was this year's event. That's the prank– it's lame.

Me myself, I was way too young to experience the con (or fandom in general) but many on this site we're there to see the shit show it was live. So I think staff thought the users would appreciate the "homage" so to say.

Now, the 10 year anniversary of the con was in July of last year so idk why they decided to do it this year ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

And I think it just was really too lame for it to work, especially after last year's boops which we all LOVED. So I, as well as everyone else, were disappointed by how 'meh' it was.

Also, the involvement of math DID NOT help.

hey tumblr, since you guys will reblog anything, do you wanna reblog my venmo?

i am a trans woman lesbian, with stage 3 lymphoma cancer going thru my 3rd line treatment

i had chemo and targeted therapy before, starting new chemo next week

anything would help, even just sharing

VENMO: gamsleep

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!! I'M 20?!?!

I changed my age on my carrd and it feels weird. I also decided to add my age to the little description on the top of my page.

Y'know, I haven't been a minor in 2 years but it only feels real now, that I'm no longer technically "A Teenager", does anyone get what I'm trying to say? And thank god for that too. Changing that 1 to a 2 feels good. I finally feel like an actual adult, it's nice. Does that sound weird? Idk

Blah, I'm rambling. Anyway happy birthday to me, I haven't cried yet which is a win in my book. Here's to being in my 20's!

First post ft Kim!!