Just Overheard My Wife Spelling Something On The Phone And I Shit You Not Saying The Words “E As In

just overheard my wife spelling something on the phone and i shit you not saying the words “E as in Eeyore” i am on my hands and knees wailing screaming crying pleading and begging people to learn the NATO phonetic alphabet

Just Overheard My Wife Spelling Something On The Phone And I Shit You Not Saying The Words “E As In

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4 months ago
Technology Cc Finds (mix Of Retro And Modern)
Technology Cc Finds (mix Of Retro And Modern)
Technology Cc Finds (mix Of Retro And Modern)
Technology Cc Finds (mix Of Retro And Modern)
Technology Cc Finds (mix Of Retro And Modern)
Technology Cc Finds (mix Of Retro And Modern)
Technology Cc Finds (mix Of Retro And Modern)
Technology Cc Finds (mix Of Retro And Modern)
Technology Cc Finds (mix Of Retro And Modern)

technology cc finds (mix of retro and modern)

✧ laptop | radio | cd player

✧ tiny tunes speaker | standing ipad | vcr and tape

✧ super nintendo | ipad | phone with earplugs

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7 months ago
“Notes On Skirts And Pants”
“Notes On Skirts And Pants”

“Notes on skirts and pants”

Source: miyuli on twitter


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5 months ago

This might be Derek Guy's greatest masterpiece.

(The Twitter thread is probably easier to read and easier to look at the images, but I wanted to make sure it got preserved. Images are the tweets.)

This Might Be Derek Guy's Greatest Masterpiece.
This Might Be Derek Guy's Greatest Masterpiece.
This Might Be Derek Guy's Greatest Masterpiece.
This Might Be Derek Guy's Greatest Masterpiece.
This Might Be Derek Guy's Greatest Masterpiece.
This Might Be Derek Guy's Greatest Masterpiece.
This Might Be Derek Guy's Greatest Masterpiece.
This Might Be Derek Guy's Greatest Masterpiece.
This Might Be Derek Guy's Greatest Masterpiece.
This Might Be Derek Guy's Greatest Masterpiece.

(Continued in reblog)


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3 months ago

Get Rid of Google Workspace

Have you switched to Firefox and/or Duck Duck Go and are ready to give everything in Google Workspace the boot? Here's an easy and quick way from someone who just downloaded all their files.

Sign in to Google Drive.

On the top you'll see the search bar with a search filter symbol. Click it.

Get Rid Of Google Workspace

3. Select what type of file you want to download.

Get Rid Of Google Workspace

4. Scroll down to the bottom of the list of files and hit ctrl + a. That will select all the files and you'll see how many you have at the bottom left corner.

Get Rid Of Google Workspace

5. Go back up to the top of the page and hit the download symbol.

Get Rid Of Google Workspace

6. Sit back while your files are zipped and downloaded!

I had years of work and hundreds of files and it took me all of 10 minutes to snag them all. I'm now ready to delete everything from Google Drive and live a life free of the evil, all-seeing eye having access to my stuff.

5 months ago

Show, don’t tell

"Show, don’t tell" means letting readers experience a story through actions, senses, and dialogue instead of outright explaining things. Here are some practical tips to achieve that:

1. Use Sensory Details

Tell: "The room was cold."

Show: "Her breath puffed in faint clouds, and she shivered as frost clung to the edges of the window."

Tell: "He was scared."

Show: "His hands trembled, and his heart thudded so loudly he was sure they could hear it too."

2. Focus on Actions

Tell: "She was angry."

Show: "She slammed the mug onto the counter, coffee sloshing over the rim as her jaw clenched."

Tell: "He was exhausted."

Show: "He stumbled through the door, collapsing onto the couch without even bothering to remove his shoes."

3. Use Dialogue

What characters say and how they say it can reveal their emotions, intentions, or traits.

Tell: "She was worried about the storm."

Show: "Do you think it'll reach us?" she asked, her voice tight, her fingers twisting the hem of her shirt.

4. Show Internal Conflict Through Thoughts or Reactions

Tell: "He was jealous of his friend."

Show: "As his friend held up the trophy, he forced a smile, swallowing the bitter lump rising in his throat."

5. Describe the Environment to Reflect Mood

Use the setting to mirror or hint at emotions or themes.

Tell: "The town was eerie."

Show: "Empty streets stretched into the mist, and the only sound was the faint creak of a weathered sign swinging in the wind."

6. Let Readers Infer Through Context

Give enough clues for the reader to piece things together without spelling it out.

Tell: "The man was a thief."

Show: "He moved through the crowd, fingers brushing pockets, his hand darting away with a glint of gold."

7. Use Subtext in Interactions

What’s left unsaid can reveal as much as what’s spoken.

Tell: "They were uncomfortable around each other."

Show: "He avoided her eyes, pretending to study the painting on the wall. She smoothed her dress for the third time, her fingers fumbling with the hem."

8. Compare to Relatable Experiences

Use metaphors, similes, or comparisons to make an emotion or situation vivid.

Tell: "The mountain was huge."

Show: "The mountain loomed above them, its peak disappearing into the clouds, as if it pierced the heavens."

Practice Example:

Tell: "The village had been destroyed by the fire."

Show: "Charred beams jutted from the rubble like broken ribs, the acrid smell of ash lingering in the air. A child's shoe lay half-buried in the soot, its leather curled from the heat."


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1 month ago

 i think i’ve said it before but ✨✨𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰✨✨ progress vid for the adoption comic! tip link in source <3

7 months ago

You know what, since I'm thinking about it anyways, let's talk formalwear accessories. Most of these are traditionally menswear but a bit of gender fuckery is good for the soul, and frankly most of these are about making your mass-produced clothing fit and lay properly without having to go to the tailor.

Shirt stays: these go around your thighs to hold your shirt down, so that it stays smooth and tucked in. They're usually elastic, with 1-3 clips, and if you wear skirts frequently this is a GREAT way to make sure your top doesn't ride up. The clips will be visible if you're wearing something tight, so loose pants or skirts are where these do best. There's also an insane version that clips to your socks, but that is for lunatics. If you wanted, you could also use one of these clips to hold up thigh-highs.

These do a great job of smoothing and narrowing the waist area by keeping your shirt from bunching there.

You Know What, Since I'm Thinking About It Anyways, Let's Talk Formalwear Accessories. Most Of These
You Know What, Since I'm Thinking About It Anyways, Let's Talk Formalwear Accessories. Most Of These

Sleeve garters: usually metal, leather, elastic, or silk. These are usually worn with button-down shirts to adjust where your cuff falls on the wrist or hand. They're properly worn on the upper arm, and you pull the fabric of the sleeve above the garter until you cuff is where you want it. Because this creates a puff of sleeve at the bicep, it also broadens the appearance of the shoulders. It's great if you're working with your hands or if your sleeves are often too long for your preference.

You Know What, Since I'm Thinking About It Anyways, Let's Talk Formalwear Accessories. Most Of These
You Know What, Since I'm Thinking About It Anyways, Let's Talk Formalwear Accessories. Most Of These

Waistband clip or belt adjustment clip/buttons

Three different ways of tightening the waistband of a pair of pants or a skirt. You're not going to get more than an inch or so tighter without weird bunching, and for most of these you'd want them to be hidden under a shirt or jacket, but they do the job if that's something you're having issues with.

You Know What, Since I'm Thinking About It Anyways, Let's Talk Formalwear Accessories. Most Of These
You Know What, Since I'm Thinking About It Anyways, Let's Talk Formalwear Accessories. Most Of These
You Know What, Since I'm Thinking About It Anyways, Let's Talk Formalwear Accessories. Most Of These

Collar pins: There are so many fun ones out there, both with and without chains. They're not terribly practical, though the slight weight may help keep your collar where you want it. Also consider collar tips, which pin (surprise) to the very tips of your collar points.

You Know What, Since I'm Thinking About It Anyways, Let's Talk Formalwear Accessories. Most Of These
You Know What, Since I'm Thinking About It Anyways, Let's Talk Formalwear Accessories. Most Of These
You Know What, Since I'm Thinking About It Anyways, Let's Talk Formalwear Accessories. Most Of These

Sweater clips/guards: meant to hold your sweater or cardigan mostly closed. Great if your cardigan doesn't button, or if you don't like it to be buttoned all the way.

You Know What, Since I'm Thinking About It Anyways, Let's Talk Formalwear Accessories. Most Of These
You Know What, Since I'm Thinking About It Anyways, Let's Talk Formalwear Accessories. Most Of These

There's tons of other stuff out there like this--etsy is a great place to find this stuff. A lot of these are old solutions to the very modern problem of mass-maufactured clothes not being as one-size-fits-all as advertised, but they're also a fun way to put a bit of personality into businesswear.


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3 months ago

Ok, I've seen this sentiment before, but the amount of Kindle Unlimited ads I've been seeing is forcing me to repeat it-

Kindle Unlimited is offering two free months of unlimited ebooks. As a trial. Which will then become a paid subscription.

Your local library is offering unlimited ebooks all the time. Forever. No contracts, no predatory practices, no tracking of how long you spend on each particular page in the hopes that information about your habits can be sold for a profit.

Use your library. They want so badly to give you all of the things for free.


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3 months ago
John Oliver Buys $15M of Medical Debt for $60K and Forgives It All, Because He Could
Global Citizen
Once again John Oliver proves that you can do anything with money and lawyers
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