Randydandy0h

That's not how it works...

Context: me and some friends are playing pen and paper fallout, basically if dnd and fallout had a baby. This game has a bunch of d100 rolls where a high roll is actually very bad. We were raiding a super mutant camp and one bad roll led to another…

DM: the mutant is charging forward at you, you can roll to attack.

Friend 1: I take out my Magnum and…

DM: what?

Friend 1: uh…

Me: oh shit he got a bad roll. Calling it right now.

Friend 1: just promise me you won’t do anything dumb with this.

Friend 2: SHOOT HIM IN THE DICK

Friend 1: …I got an 89

DM: upon pulling your gun out, you fire too early, and shoot yourself in the dick. Roll for damage

Friend 1: God damn it man. *rolls a d6* I got a 1

DM: you end up circumcised by the bullet.

Friend 1: THAT’S NOT HOW THAT BULLSHIT WORKS

Friend 2 and the DM just die laughing as friend 1 is arguing about getting circumcised.

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