Well, At Least We Still Have Mario-presenting Nipples

That's not how it works...

Context: me and some friends are playing pen and paper fallout, basically if dnd and fallout had a baby. This game has a bunch of d100 rolls where a high roll is actually very bad. We were raiding a super mutant camp and one bad roll led to another…

DM: the mutant is charging forward at you, you can roll to attack.

Friend 1: I take out my Magnum and…

DM: what?

Friend 1: uh…

Me: oh shit he got a bad roll. Calling it right now.

Friend 1: just promise me you won’t do anything dumb with this.

Friend 2: SHOOT HIM IN THE DICK

Friend 1: …I got an 89

DM: upon pulling your gun out, you fire too early, and shoot yourself in the dick. Roll for damage

Friend 1: God damn it man. *rolls a d6* I got a 1

DM: you end up circumcised by the bullet.

Friend 1: THAT’S NOT HOW THAT BULLSHIT WORKS

Friend 2 and the DM just die laughing as friend 1 is arguing about getting circumcised.

This would happen less often if there were drastic public consequences that were life changing.

Seattle police shot Charleena Lyles seven times, autopsy finds

Pregnant mother who had reported a burglary was shot twice in the back in what the medical examiner has classified as a homicide

Charleena Lyles

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i’m so sick of news articles that look like this 

it builds itself up like OKAY WE FOUND THESE DEVASTATING RESULTS

and then you go in to look and you find it had a sample size of 40 

and then you’re like okay, what was the fantastic difference between these 40 people when sleeping with and without a dog

and the article is like

…so you get through it and you’re like you’re trying to tell me you think this is substantial in any capacity, this 40 sample size 3% difference ass bullshit??????????? you fucking shitforbrick bad at math fake ass science losers?

Hilarious animals in clumsy situations

Six-String Samurai