Regalbopper - Shodsire (Shiny Clodsire)

surpriiiise

My friend was talking about how good the command spell is,

Friend: "I killed a werewolf once by commanding it to eat a chocolate."

Me: "You know why chocolate kills dogs, right?"

Friend: "... no?"

Me: "It's a diarrhoetic- they get the shits and die from dehydration."

Friend: "So he died from dysentery?!?!"

I've been thinking about this werewolf shitting itself to death for the almost the whole past week help.

No, no I did not. I suppose it's true, the unconfirmed yuri is the sweetest.

did you guys hear they bodied bubbline and rupphire in best yuri bracket on twitter

Is there a word for that like, “bright darkness” you get in winter?? When it’s been snowing or it’s supposed to snow past sunset and the sky isn’t Dark Enough. One of my favorite things

dreams

Red Moon.

May 1st will mark the beginning of my 42nd trip around the sun. Now that I am 41, I would like to invoke birthday trivia on the boy I call my son, Fblthp.

Fblthp was a happy accident.

Here's the art description for Totally Lost from Gatecrash:

Color: Blue spell (unguilded) Location: Streets of Ravnica Action: A little Homonculus is lost amidst a sea of feet on a busy Ravnican street. Focus: The lost homunculus. Mood: Poor little guy.

His flavor text would give him a name (Homunculus don't have vowels in their name). The audience began memes with him almost immediately. Seeing his popularity, we've put him in other art, made cards for him, made plushies out of him, and just embraced the joy that is Fblthp.

Happy Birthday!

I literally couldn't help but read this in my head in Dana Snyder's voice because of PorkyDraws, here's the first video.

https://youtu.be/nt_ZJCEeHQQ?si=O82fi1KnMuTONTt3

And part 2

https://youtu.be/sm9UR3kXMMo?si=yMcHoixCTCM9cy98

Fighting him in an abandoned church is Vibes