I Wonder Do You Think That, In The Game World Itself, Older\veteran Sky Kids Would Look At The New Moths

I was reciting the whole monologue to myself before noticing someone beat me to it at the end and it's so much better than whatever I could have done

Fuck you, City of Ur!

If you're dumb enough to buy a cartload of copper this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Ea-Nasir's Imported Metals!

Bad deals! Low grade copper! Thieves!

If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Ea-Nasir's, you can kiss my ass!

It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker you'll fall for this bullshit! Guaranteed!

If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, shove it up your ugly ass!

Bring your deposit, bring your sealed tablet, bring your messenger! We'll send him back!

That's right, we'll send your messenger back through enemy territory!Because at Ea-Nasir's, you're fucked six ways from Sunday!

Take a hike to Ea-Nasir's, home of challenge pissing! That's right, challenge pissing!

How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment!

Don't wait, don't delay, don't fuck with us, or we'll turn you into a eunuch!

Only at Ea-Nasir's, the only merchant that tells you to fuck off!

Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the minute after you make a donation to the palace, and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!

Go to hell! Ea-Nasir's Metals: Sumer's filthiest, and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in Mesopotamia! Guaranteed!

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#I agree with another reblogger #I'd think it was Davy Jones come to take me to his locker #to feast on imaginary peanuts and a white landscape of Crab rocks

I need everyone to know that the ship Götheborg, the world's largest ocean-going wooden sailing ship, answered a distress call the other day.

Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.

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MetaDede Week Day 4: Swap

Redraw of this iconic scene.

eww who's on my screen

Made for the MetaDede Week 2024 prompt "First Kiss!"

Looks like they hit it off pretty soon after meeting back in '93...

Alright, I'll just help them with one spirit. Just one spirit. That's all and you can continue with your dalli-

Well, it's been a while since I visited the Ark- Eh, who I am kidding; there's a reason why that poem of mine is still pinned in this blog.

Anyway they learned the most important sky lesson of all.