Reidlesbian - Reidlesbian

Reid: C’mon Aaronnnn

Hotch: Spencer.. I am not letting you wear a shirt that says Daddy’s Boy to my mother’s house.

Reid: But Da—

Hotch: SPENCER

Girl dinneeeeerr! Yum! yum!

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

obsessed with how i’ve deluded myself into thinking my sexual thoughts are normal... ok lesbian obsessed with hotchreid.

nothing more homoerotic than two unstable gays trying to kill each other, it’s called love sorry you’ve never felt it

there should be more semi-maintained abandoned catholic churches for gay people to have weird violent blasphemous imbalanced-power-dynamic sex in

Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.

Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that

I think about this every day.

So glad they didn’t put this in the show bc I genuinely would’ve spontaneously combusted.