Yes, I’ve Done The Work Analyzing This Relationship’s Problematic Traits And I’ve Come To The Educated

Hannibal: Llamas with Hats AU

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in bed with the lights off at 7:40pm big as fuck glass of ice water i don't care what happens to anyone or anything bye

Me when Hannibal/Hannigram

The quote is something my friend Noah said about this scene. I cannot stop thinking about it

fuck off it's not a collar it's to hide my decapitation scar. my head will literally fall off if you take it off it's not a sex thing. the decapitation was a sex thing though yeah.

this is like the best thing i’ve ever seen.... I LOVE MY BABIES

criminal minds: a comedy trailer

Yesterday at FYE i bought a plushie and dude didnt give me a bag just the boy and a receipt and i was like "hey bro can you give me a bag i really dont wanna be carrying this around the mall" and he was like "why are you ashamed to carry him"

nothing will ever be sexier than a man saying the word righteous with a gun in his hands.