Are There Voice Actors With Reels On Tumblr Who Are Interested In Being Contacted For Closed Auditions

Tbh the best way I could pitch Faustina from @killjamxxx is “What if Miku killed people with a machete for her fans instead of singing”

ME WITH SINKING BOAT BY INFINITY SONG Guys please check out Sinking Boat by Infinity Song. It's my crack. Please

ITS FUCKING REAL EVERYONE I CAN FINALLY UNZIP MY LIPS AND STARE YOU DIRECTLY INTO THE EYES AND TELL YOU TO LISTEN TO KILLJAM XXX (ONCE IT DROPS, OF COURSE). Unless you own a time traveling machine which, in that case, I am very jealous of you and Please God don't spoil the fun we have planned..... AND OH, HOW MUCH EVIL FUN WE HAVE PLANNED.

If it weren't for this show, I wouldn't have the bestest most kindest people in the world to call my friends. I love you all so dearly and cannot thank you enough, for not only letting me be a part of something so kickass, but for being so incredibly kind as you are.

This show is so magic. Some of the best folks, twists, turns, and writing I've ever had the honor of not only voicing for, but being able to help out with (I am so grateful every day).

CHECK IT OUT!!!! GO!!!! GO!!!!!!!! IT'S A TREAT I ASSURE YOU, AND STAY TUNED FOR OUR TRAILER!!!!!! :^D

This is KILLJAM X X X.

~ Logo by Jasper Taylor and Meg Tuten, Logo text by @valdevia ~

The deranged, queer cyberpunk death game audio drama podcast that myself, @machetebisexual, @reignoftiramizu, and @cannibalmukbang have been working on for the last two years.

You can follow it right here on tumblr at @killjamxxx

It features actors who have been in:

The Magnus Archives. (As a Friendly Surgeon Who Cannot Catch A Break)

The Amazing Digital Circus. (As an Enterprising Organ Harvester)

Slay The Princess. (As a Sadistic Superpowered Assassin)

Final Fantasy Seven Remake. (As a Truly Evil Corporate Bastard)

The Mortuary Assistant. (As a Ravenous Wolf Woman)

Lackadaisy. (As a Helpful Murder Nerd)

Dimension 20. (As a Mom-Friend Dominatrix)

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean. (As a Cyborg out for Revenge)

Another Crab’s Treasure. (As a Homicidal Wife Guy)

The Kingmaker Histories. (As a Solipsistic Killer Clown Girl)

Caravan. (As a Guy You’ll Really Want to Punch)

Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury. (As an Incredible Narrator)

Zom 100: Bucket List of the Dead. (As a Stab-Happy Street Punk)

Eeler’s Choice. (As Diabolical German Pawnbroker and a Humanoid Catfish)

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason. (As a Loan Shark Who Might Be The Devil)

Less Is Morgue. (As a Woman Who Will Drill You To Death)

The NoSleep Podcast. (As The Ghost of a Questionable Father)

The Dead Meat YouTube Channel. (As a Terrifying Robotic Nun)

And that’s not even getting into the SNILF (Snake Milf), the buff lady with the eyepatch, the dorky trans reptile scientist, the charming British thief, or the evil undead Ringmaster.

You can subscribe to KILLJAM X X X on Podbean using this link here. We’re working on getting it on all the major podcatchers, including Spotify and Apple Podcasts.

Official trailer drop coming October 31st.

THE ENTIRE KILLJAM XXX SOUNDTRACK IS ON SPOTIFY!

New songs are added every time a new episode comes out, so if you love the music that scores Faustina’s endless fight for survival, add this to your rotation, Fetamites!

3(ISH) DAYS AWAY UNTIL WE DROP KILLJAM XXX EPISODE TWO :^D

I (& all my friends involved w/ this project) have been going batshit over the sweet reviews/reactions to EP1 so far.

If u have seen us absolutely buzzing over the public reception to EP1's release in, well, PUBLIC...... then I implore you to think abt how nuts our priv chats have been LMFAO, its a bunch of 'LOOK HOW SWEET THIS IS' exchanges & mushing & such. Thank u all, I cannot put into words how much those things mean to us. Pumped for everyone to hear EP2 (& witness how it catapults the rest of the show forward!!) A LOT OF RLLY FUN (& INTENSE & dare I say HEARTFELT) SHIT TO COME!!!!! :^) ⚔️💙💗

KILLJAM XXX - EPISODE 2 - HAIL TO THE QUEEN, BABY! PART 2

Releasing on all podcatchers Wednesday, April 30, 2025!

Trailer Cast: @machetebisexual as Faustina Fetamine, @jonnywaistcoat as Dr. Yuzna, Sami Chen as Geeno, Josh Rubino as Roger Tallarico, @amtrax as Mr. Dirge, Tiana Camacho as Mara, @holographicgoblinking as Jesse Bazooka, and @cannibalmukbang as Drill-Bitch!

video edited by @reignoftiramizu - graphics by @lawofnamesmedia (screen visual) & @reignoftiramizu (lighting, popup assets & backgrounds) - character art by @holographicgoblinking - logo designed by @valdevia

Find it all here!

Assorted Store Name Tags

First of all why are people selling these for $30+ and second of all, tag yourself, I’m Paul from the combination Toys R Us and drug store

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Oh you guys are NOT ready for this season. (Actually you are. YOU ARE READY FOR THIS SEASON.) It is long awaited. It is funny as fuck. It is goofayyyy. It has all the characters u know and love... and more. And if you DONT know these characters then WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!!!!!???? GO CATCH UP NOW!!!!! START LISTENING NOW!!!!!!! 💎

CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE - DROPPING OCTOBER 11

Picking up right where season two left off, the gang head to Zurich to hide out and have a strong, well-earned drink. Unbeknownst to them, though, news of the Kingmaker has spread outside the VSR's borders. What do Europe's great powers think of the potential for Kehrseite energy weapons on the battlefield? And what side will our heroes and villains take in the wake of growing international conflicts? Tune in next Friday to find out!

hey have you heard

KILLJAM XXX ???

yet?? bc you should!! it’s so fun and horny and full of violence and deeply biting commentary and did i mention its fun? i’ve laughed out loud at every episode so far! it’s wrestling death games and contracts and cyberpunk it’s a delight you should check it out

KINGMAKER IS BACK AND SO AM I

Listened to the newest episode 3 times at work yesterday and dropped everything to write my reaction. Minimum wage = minimum effort......... but maximum effort for the Kingmaker Histories. Spoilers below for EP 27.... THERE'S MORE WAYS TO GO ON A TRIP THAN TO USE A VAN!!!!!!!!!

• LOOOVE Bradley Gareth AND Liz Morey's PERFORMANCES AS MARGO AND HOLZMANN SOOOO MUCH These characters are written so so so evil (love them!!! Just don’t want them to be real, THANK YOU!!!!) and their acting makes me shit myself. OBSESSED PER USHE w/ every performance in Kingmaker • One of the best openings in the show's history I’m sorry but Ariadne showing up bareass and then rapidly eating papers and then turning into a rat and then a bird and breaking a window is so fucking funny LOVE HER • “But!!! It’s my birthday!!!” Colette…. 🥺🎂🎂🎂 <- That’s her • “Leave. LEAVE FASTER” LMFAO • Telesphore’s “WHAT??!!! …. GIVE ME A MIRROR. Oh IM HIDEOUS” THE DELIVERY WAS SO FUNNY. I love Eisen and Colette giggling in the BG. I love these 3 so much there is so much funny real chemistry. How many times can I say I love Iyer Winterlich and Co. 1092728192727818 times. Infinity times. • Eisen’s startled “AAOUGH” BEFORE FINDING THE FINGER IN HIS POCKET GOT ME TOO • “Better make ur move or I’m gonna go become a nun or something”. Colette’s (heavy-quotes) “old” freak out…… She went to the beach that makes you old…. ALSO “I’m like an amoeba!” ALSO ALSO “All I’ve accomplished in the past 12 months is a whole lot of stealing a domestic terrorism!!!!” Technically an achievement Colette • When are we getting a full blown illust of Telesphore dressed up like rye bread • “The boxes they come in are really cute tho, can I look at it again” amazing delivery by Blythe yet again • SHE’S EXTREMELY CORRUPTIBLE! • THE DRUG TRIP AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN HAS TO BE ONE OF MY FAV PARTS OF THE EP before it all goes south…. Quite literally for Colette (Hell). The pink and the blue make an absolutely mental shade of purple 😈👾💜💟🚺🎆🍇 🌊 🌊 🌊 I would listen to a whole hour+ of the three of them just (positively) tripping out. Also the sfx go hard. I love listening to this w earbuds. If I tried the thimbledrops I’d let them trip sit me. Actually I wouldn’t let Colette trip sit me because she’d make me have a panic attack but Eisen and Telesphore would go hard. (Sorry gurl) Actually maybe just Telesphore. Yeah. Only Telesphore • “That he has to promoze— … that he has to propose to me” BEST DELIVERY. Also I LOVVVEEEE how “I feel weird” sounds. COLETTE FEELS WEIRD!!!!! • THE “IMPS/DEMONS CHORTLING AND MAKING FUN OF COLETTE” SCENE IS MY FAVORITE IM PREDICTABLE. I LOOOVE THEIR VOICES SO MUCH. “DEFINITELY HELL!!!!!!!!!!” 👹👹👹 • Dead But Not Really Telesphore. He is resting, he is at peace. He is being harassed by teenagers who carry razors and shaving cream for oddly-specific situations such as these. I love that he says “Oh, and it’s uneven” Telesphore I manifest a barber 💈 will give u a free haircut and trim next time you get high as a kite and look half-dead • MISKA 👹 • “Oh Colette dont be so modest” HI SATAN, AWESOME DELIVERY. Still love that his voice is her dads. Is this a safe space. Why’s he hot. I suppose it’s because he’s in hell. But also metaphorically. Colette’s demon dilf • “I thought I was a soufflé, and that any sudden noise would make me deflate” THIS TELESPHORE LINE IS THE FUNNIEST MOST TELESPHORE CODED LINE IN THE WORLD • Her 26th birthday was much less terrible 🥺🥺🥺 • I’m scared of Holzmann I WAS AT PEACE AND HAPPY W THE TRIO’S FUNNY RESOLUTION AND YOU RIP IT FROM UNDER ME!!!!! YOU LEAVE ME WITH HOLZMANN!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!