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Listened to the newest episode 3 times at work yesterday and dropped everything to write my reaction. Minimum wage = minimum effort......... but maximum effort for the Kingmaker Histories. Spoilers below for EP 27.... THERE'S MORE WAYS TO GO ON A TRIP THAN TO USE A VAN!!!!!!!!!
• LOOOVE Bradley Gareth AND Liz Morey's PERFORMANCES AS MARGO AND HOLZMANN SOOOO MUCH These characters are written so so so evil (love them!!! Just don’t want them to be real, THANK YOU!!!!) and their acting makes me shit myself. OBSESSED PER USHE w/ every performance in Kingmaker • One of the best openings in the show's history I’m sorry but Ariadne showing up bareass and then rapidly eating papers and then turning into a rat and then a bird and breaking a window is so fucking funny LOVE HER • “But!!! It’s my birthday!!!” Colette…. 🥺🎂🎂🎂 <- That’s her • “Leave. LEAVE FASTER” LMFAO • Telesphore’s “WHAT??!!! …. GIVE ME A MIRROR. Oh IM HIDEOUS” THE DELIVERY WAS SO FUNNY. I love Eisen and Colette giggling in the BG. I love these 3 so much there is so much funny real chemistry. How many times can I say I love Iyer Winterlich and Co. 1092728192727818 times. Infinity times. • Eisen’s startled “AAOUGH” BEFORE FINDING THE FINGER IN HIS POCKET GOT ME TOO • “Better make ur move or I’m gonna go become a nun or something”. Colette’s (heavy-quotes) “old” freak out…… She went to the beach that makes you old…. ALSO “I’m like an amoeba!” ALSO ALSO “All I’ve accomplished in the past 12 months is a whole lot of stealing a domestic terrorism!!!!” Technically an achievement Colette • When are we getting a full blown illust of Telesphore dressed up like rye bread • “The boxes they come in are really cute tho, can I look at it again” amazing delivery by Blythe yet again • SHE’S EXTREMELY CORRUPTIBLE! • THE DRUG TRIP AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN HAS TO BE ONE OF MY FAV PARTS OF THE EP before it all goes south…. Quite literally for Colette (Hell). The pink and the blue make an absolutely mental shade of purple 😈👾💜💟🚺🎆🍇 🌊 🌊 🌊 I would listen to a whole hour+ of the three of them just (positively) tripping out. Also the sfx go hard. I love listening to this w earbuds. If I tried the thimbledrops I’d let them trip sit me. Actually I wouldn’t let Colette trip sit me because she’d make me have a panic attack but Eisen and Telesphore would go hard. (Sorry gurl) Actually maybe just Telesphore. Yeah. Only Telesphore • “That he has to promoze— … that he has to propose to me” BEST DELIVERY. Also I LOVVVEEEE how “I feel weird” sounds. COLETTE FEELS WEIRD!!!!! • THE “IMPS/DEMONS CHORTLING AND MAKING FUN OF COLETTE” SCENE IS MY FAVORITE IM PREDICTABLE. I LOOOVE THEIR VOICES SO MUCH. “DEFINITELY HELL!!!!!!!!!!” 👹👹👹 • Dead But Not Really Telesphore. He is resting, he is at peace. He is being harassed by teenagers who carry razors and shaving cream for oddly-specific situations such as these. I love that he says “Oh, and it’s uneven” Telesphore I manifest a barber 💈 will give u a free haircut and trim next time you get high as a kite and look half-dead • MISKA 👹 • “Oh Colette dont be so modest” HI SATAN, AWESOME DELIVERY. Still love that his voice is her dads. Is this a safe space. Why’s he hot. I suppose it’s because he’s in hell. But also metaphorically. Colette’s demon dilf • “I thought I was a soufflé, and that any sudden noise would make me deflate” THIS TELESPHORE LINE IS THE FUNNIEST MOST TELESPHORE CODED LINE IN THE WORLD • Her 26th birthday was much less terrible 🥺🥺🥺 • I’m scared of Holzmann I WAS AT PEACE AND HAPPY W THE TRIO’S FUNNY RESOLUTION AND YOU RIP IT FROM UNDER ME!!!!! YOU LEAVE ME WITH HOLZMANN!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!