renolfgi
*Header credit: Shen*My standard is fictional people that vary from the perfect one to men I’d want a restraining order against and in jail irl (✿╹◡╹) 20
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Buying groceries and sitting in the passenger seat with the groceries piled where my legs should be has me feeling like a little dragon with its new little hoard of things
crisp glass of water moodboard
others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”
me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”
others: “what?!”
me:
Me:
You won't believe your eyes,
Ten thousand naked guys
that means… twenty thousand cocks…
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computer show me men furiously jerking off and desperately rutting their hips into their own hand. puter let me see men mindlessly grinding into whatever they can get their hands on until they finish in their boxers. computer i wanna see men throwing their heads back in pleasure as they gasp and pant and whimper. puter give me eager men just trying so desperately to get themselves off. puter can you hear me
Gold star stickers all over your tits for every load of cum I leave inside you
Me when I see a picture of ✨The Character™✨:
I love that the two genres of 'miku from my culture' posts are 'beautiful intricate traditional clothing' and 'what if miku was a regular at the gas station by my house'
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🕯 May you have the 🕯
🕯 absolute thirstiest 🕯
🕯 of thirst dreams of 🕯
🕯 whatever fictional 🕯
🕯 character you’re 🕯
🕯 hyper-fixating on at 🕯
🕯 the moment 🕯
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family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”
me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours:
Why do I not have how to train your dragon downloaded on my phone to watch at will?
Mortified by the thought of somehow meeting/spontaneously living with my favorite character and having to act like I’m not obsessed cause-
“Don’t mind me as I shove all this merch into a box and throw it in the garage while you look THAT WAY-“
“Don’t mind me I’m just casually (madly) in love with you, but I’ll act so normal about you.”
A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.
Reading level?
Mine is reading the most downright fucked stupid banned on wifi type fanfic with a straight face in public which I’m sure that’s everyone’s status.
If you’re a monster fucker, reblog this.
"are you okay?" no I got way too attached to a fictional character and now they're dead
On the way to my FIRST day at my big girl job at a hospital and my mother is UP MY ASS ALREADY- like I’m not about to vomit from the anxiety😭 this feels like the beginning of a wattpad fiction and I-
Happy birthday king
I’m sayinnn🥲
“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆