Reading level?
Mine is reading the most downright fucked stupid banned on wifi type fanfic with a straight face in public which I’m sure that’s everyone’s status.
Buying groceries and sitting in the passenger seat with the groceries piled where my legs should be has me feeling like a little dragon with its new little hoard of things
others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”
me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”
others: “what?!”
me:
. . ✦ ˚ . ✦ . . ゚ . • . , . . ✦ . • ✦ • ˚ . ☄ . . . • ✦ . . . . . . . ゚ . ✦ , . . ✦ . . ☀️ • . . . . • . . . .
✦ . ✦ . ✦ . • .
• . . 🌏 . . ✦ . • ✦ • ˚ . ☄ . . . . • . . ✦ . . . . . . . . . ゚ .
. . . . . . . . . ✦ . • ✦ • ˚ . . ☄ . • . . . . . • . . • ✦ . . 🪐 . . . . . ゚ . ✦ , . . . ✦ . • ✦ . 🌘 . . . . . . ゚ . ✦ , . . ✦ ✦ . • ✦ • ˚ . . ☄ . • . . . . . . ✦ ✦ . •
🔭
Me:
🕯 🕯 🕯
🕯 May you have the 🕯
🕯 absolute thirstiest 🕯
🕯 of thirst dreams of 🕯
🕯 whatever fictional 🕯
🕯 character you’re 🕯
🕯 hyper-fixating on at 🕯
🕯 the moment 🕯
🕯 🕯 🕯
Trying not to wail with a sleeping friend in the room watching Mugen Train-
*Header credit: Shen*My standard is fictional people that vary from the perfect one to men I’d want a restraining order against and in jail irl (✿╹◡╹) 20
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